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Looking back at that fish quiz I took… I’m apparently a tilapia. Which is interesting because I actually love eating tilapia it’s really fucking tasty and-

A FISH QUIZ??! What kind of fish do you think I would be?

…nO CLUE!!! But I mean here’s the post where you can find the quiz if you wanna see…

I GOT A FLIPPIN HAMMER-HEAD SHARK LETS GOOOO!!! Hehe

Looking back at that fish quiz I took… I’m apparently a tilapia. Which is interesting because I actually love eating tilapia it’s really fucking tasty and-

A FISH QUIZ??! What kind of fish do you think I would be?

#love having youngest sibling privliges #L #sucks to suck i guess #/j #mikeyspeaks

Sounds like a you problem tbh :D

Imagine having autism and ADHD

Imagine having not only the hyperactive ADHD but the Innatentive kind too

IMAGINE HAVING ALL THREE BWAHAHAHAHA

#i swear im fine #collecting diagnosis like pokemon cards #mikeyspeaks #tmnt

Happy 50th post lol

#autism

Imagine having autism and ADHD

Imagine having not only the hyperactive ADHD but the Innatentive kind too

IMAGINE HAVING ALL THREE BWAHAHAHAHA

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

Did you know the T in LGBTQ+ stands for turtle?

(This is a joke I swear-)

And did you know the L stands for Loser? Cause that’s what you are.

#gay #pride #lgbtq #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #pride month

And B stands for Baffoon >:[

#THIS MEANS WAR

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!! BE GAY AND DO CRIME, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY BE GAY

Are you by chance part of the elderly mutant ninja turtles?

ELDERLY??????

uggghhhhh I'm not that old, am I?? I'm only 40... hrng...

Wait a second—oh! Another Mikey, I presume? Glad to have you here, dude. I frickin love Mikeys.

Yippee!! I love being mikey!

Anyways- HOL ON, IS THAT A FRIGGIN ROBO ARM THING?? ARE YOU A FREAKIN CYBORG???!!

Whuh-? Oh, this old thing. No, I'm not half-robot; it's just a prosthetic.

...You wanna hold it?

*stimmy stims* DO I??

I'll be careful with it! Promise!!

It's pretty heavy, but it can take a drop or two. Just so long as you don't dismantle it.

[He fidgets with the attachment near his shoulder, and his arm falls to the ground with a click-hiss.]

Go nuts, little dude.

[Mikey stares in awe for a moment then sits down and starts inspecting it, laughing a bit] This is so cool! Like something straight out of a comic or something!!

Yeah.. my Donnie made it for me. He's a real genius, especially with spare parts.. the weight sorta sets me off-balance, but I've learned to correct it—sometimes that results in me stumbling around like an idiot when I have it off. Ha!

I bet it was good muscle training though! It's heavier than I thought!

[Mikey gets up and manages lifts the arm] I don't think I could wear something like this all day without a bit of prep!

Me neither, but in my timeline, I didn't exactly have the time to "get used" to it.. [he chuckles.] That thing has gotten me out of a fair few scrapes here and there.

Didnt have time?

[he looks at the arm then at leo] ... how did you lose your arm? If you don't mind me asking

Distracting some.. enemies. One of 'em got particularly pissed off, and when my Mikey came back to help...

[He laughs, awkwardly.] ...tore right off. heh.

Who the shell were you fighting?! I've hurt myself decently from fighting the foot- but you got your arm ripped off??

[He wanted to ask more questions but handed Leo's arm back and gave a small laugh] I'm sure things are better now though in your world right?

This.. wasn't the Foot. God, I wish it would've been the Foot, no.

Things back in my world... I can only imagine how bad it's gotten.

[He looks solemn, as if remembering some old mistake.]

Oh, sorry... [he looks down a bit trying to think of what to say]

...uhhh do you wanna talk about it da- er, leo?

[he raises an eyebrow. Is he about to adopt another kid? probably.]

mm. If you're in the mood to listen, sure. But you gotta tell me one of your best stories from your world, since this one is gonna be a bummer.

[Mikey nods and sits down] then I gotta think of something really funny....

Do you want to hear my story first?

Sure. I could use a pick-me-up. Let's trade stories for a while.

[He relaxes, laying back in a sitting position.]

Oh! Oh! There was this one time master splinter went through this portal thing so me and my bros followed and ended up in the battle nexus! There were some tough looking guys there and master splinter even let us compete!

Battle Nexus? We had one of those in my childhood.. did you win?

Well the first battle went by easily, the second too because we're pretty tough and leo even teamed up with usagi, this rabbit guy- but the third battle I was up against raph

And i could say i wad nervous, but that would be lying- I %100 kicked his shell! [Mikey laughs a bit]

Then after a interrupted final round were we had to fight some dude who later got his hands on a time scepter yadayadayada- but in the end, me, Michaelangelo had become the battle nexus champion!!

That's pretty neat, little man! Nice job!

[He smiles.]

Now.. here comes the downer part of the tale trade.. My world, and what happened to it.

It started off as is normal—TMNT, doing our thing—and we got a whiff of some activity from our repeated offenders, Hypno and Warren. They're kinda like some of the other guys' Bebop and Rocksteady, except instead of a warthog and rhino, they're a hippo and a worm. But they're not really important. What is was that their shenanigans involved stealing an ancient key that kept an even more ancient race of planet-conquering alien raw-meatloaf-colored boogers called the Kraang locked away where they couldn't hurt anyone. I assume you know of them in at least some capacity—the other turtles I've met do. But these Kraang were much worse. Strength was their preferred attribute; No amount of resistance could keep them down. My brothers and I, we went to try and intercept Hypno and Warren, but we—

[He sighs.]

—but I was too inexperienced.

I acted selfish. Like an idiot. Chased fun instead of aiding my brothers in the mission. And it ended up costing not just us, but the world.

That simple slip up let the Foot unleash the Kraang back unto the Earth, destroying it in almost 30 years. We had to fight, or risk assimilation into a collective of biomechanical mass that stripped us of ourselves and focused on only one goal: domination. I had to watch the world crumble down around me, not even realizing until it was too late—until I had watched all three of my brothers die—that it wasn't the Foot that brought the Kraang, that apocalypse, into being.

That? That was all me.

I'm not the idiot I was when I made that mistake. I was reckless. Impulsive. I never listened to my team. I never want to be him again.

But that was still me.

...

[Michaelangelo just sat there. Not expecting this story- leos story to be this... destroyed.]

I...

[He wasn't good at thinking logically especially in situations like this, so instead of thinking he just wrapped his arms around leo (the best he could) to hopefully provide some sort of comfort]

[He returns the hug, grateful for the physical contact.]

Thats... terrifying.

[Whilst still hugging him, he speaks]

I don't really know what to say, but if you ever need someone to talk to im here

Me, too, kid. If there's anything you need to talk about, I'm always a listening ear.

...D'you have any more stories you wanna tell..?

Hmm... oh! I could tell you the story of how I met klunk!

klunk...?

[He tilts his head, interested.]

Yeah! Klunk is my friend, hes a cat- and he's the cutest Lil dude ever!!

It was on a snowy Christmas day- I went out to play in the snow while everyone else was doing preparations for a Christmas party

I did some sledding and what not, which usually wouldn't be very smart but snow gears pretty good at hiding ones identity

Anyways I was messing around when I saw this orange cat alone in the snow- he looked cold and didn't have a collar so I tucked him into my jacket and said I'd help find him a home! Well while we were looking around some dudes were robbing a place so of course I had to stop them- at some point I was apart of a cool car chase which was totally awesome!

And finally after that whole fiasco I decided to keep klunk and give him a home myself!

Are you by chance part of the elderly mutant ninja turtles?

ELDERLY??????

uggghhhhh I'm not that old, am I?? I'm only 40... hrng...

Wait a second—oh! Another Mikey, I presume? Glad to have you here, dude. I frickin love Mikeys.

Yippee!! I love being mikey!

Anyways- HOL ON, IS THAT A FRIGGIN ROBO ARM THING?? ARE YOU A FREAKIN CYBORG???!!

Whuh-? Oh, this old thing. No, I'm not half-robot; it's just a prosthetic.

...You wanna hold it?

*stimmy stims* DO I??

I'll be careful with it! Promise!!

It's pretty heavy, but it can take a drop or two. Just so long as you don't dismantle it.

[He fidgets with the attachment near his shoulder, and his arm falls to the ground with a click-hiss.]

Go nuts, little dude.

[Mikey stares in awe for a moment then sits down and starts inspecting it, laughing a bit] This is so cool! Like something straight out of a comic or something!!

Yeah.. my Donnie made it for me. He's a real genius, especially with spare parts.. the weight sorta sets me off-balance, but I've learned to correct it—sometimes that results in me stumbling around like an idiot when I have it off. Ha!

I bet it was good muscle training though! It's heavier than I thought!

[Mikey gets up and manages lifts the arm] I don't think I could wear something like this all day without a bit of prep!

Me neither, but in my timeline, I didn't exactly have the time to "get used" to it.. [he chuckles.] That thing has gotten me out of a fair few scrapes here and there.

Didnt have time?

[he looks at the arm then at leo] ... how did you lose your arm? If you don't mind me asking

Distracting some.. enemies. One of 'em got particularly pissed off, and when my Mikey came back to help...

[He laughs, awkwardly.] ...tore right off. heh.

Who the shell were you fighting?! I've hurt myself decently from fighting the foot- but you got your arm ripped off??

[He wanted to ask more questions but handed Leo's arm back and gave a small laugh] I'm sure things are better now though in your world right?

This.. wasn't the Foot. God, I wish it would've been the Foot, no.

Things back in my world... I can only imagine how bad it's gotten.

[He looks solemn, as if remembering some old mistake.]

Oh, sorry... [he looks down a bit trying to think of what to say]

...uhhh do you wanna talk about it da- er, leo?

[he raises an eyebrow. Is he about to adopt another kid? probably.]

mm. If you're in the mood to listen, sure. But you gotta tell me one of your best stories from your world, since this one is gonna be a bummer.

[Mikey nods and sits down] then I gotta think of something really funny....

Do you want to hear my story first?

Sure. I could use a pick-me-up. Let's trade stories for a while.

[He relaxes, laying back in a sitting position.]

Oh! Oh! There was this one time master splinter went through this portal thing so me and my bros followed and ended up in the battle nexus! There were some tough looking guys there and master splinter even let us compete!

Battle Nexus? We had one of those in my childhood.. did you win?

Well the first battle went by easily, the second too because we're pretty tough and leo even teamed up with usagi, this rabbit guy- but the third battle I was up against raph

And i could say i wad nervous, but that would be lying- I %100 kicked his shell! [Mikey laughs a bit]

Then after a interrupted final round were we had to fight some dude who later got his hands on a time scepter yadayadayada- but in the end, me, Michaelangelo had become the battle nexus champion!!

That's pretty neat, little man! Nice job!

[He smiles.]

Now.. here comes the downer part of the tale trade.. My world, and what happened to it.

It started off as is normal—TMNT, doing our thing—and we got a whiff of some activity from our repeated offenders, Hypno and Warren. They're kinda like some of the other guys' Bebop and Rocksteady, except instead of a warthog and rhino, they're a hippo and a worm. But they're not really important. What is was that their shenanigans involved stealing an ancient key that kept an even more ancient race of planet-conquering alien raw-meatloaf-colored boogers called the Kraang locked away where they couldn't hurt anyone. I assume you know of them in at least some capacity—the other turtles I've met do. But these Kraang were much worse. Strength was their preferred attribute; No amount of resistance could keep them down. My brothers and I, we went to try and intercept Hypno and Warren, but we—

[He sighs.]

—but I was too inexperienced.

I acted selfish. Like an idiot. Chased fun instead of aiding my brothers in the mission. And it ended up costing not just us, but the world.

That simple slip up let the Foot unleash the Kraang back unto the Earth, destroying it in almost 30 years. We had to fight, or risk assimilation into a collective of biomechanical mass that stripped us of ourselves and focused on only one goal: domination. I had to watch the world crumble down around me, not even realizing until it was too late—until I had watched all three of my brothers die—that it wasn't the Foot that brought the Kraang, that apocalypse, into being.

That? That was all me.

I'm not the idiot I was when I made that mistake. I was reckless. Impulsive. I never listened to my team. I never want to be him again.

But that was still me.

...

[Michaelangelo just sat there. Not expecting this story- leos story to be this... destroyed.]

I...

[He wasn't good at thinking logically especially in situations like this, so instead of thinking he just wrapped his arms around leo (the best he could) to hopefully provide some sort of comfort]

[He returns the hug, grateful for the physical contact.]

Thats... terrifying.

[Whilst still hugging him, he speaks]

I don't really know what to say, but if you ever need someone to talk to im here

Me, too, kid. If there's anything you need to talk about, I'm always a listening ear.

...D'you have any more stories you wanna tell..?

Hmm... oh! I could tell you the story of how I met klunk!

Are you by chance part of the elderly mutant ninja turtles?

ELDERLY??????

uggghhhhh I'm not that old, am I?? I'm only 40... hrng...

Wait a second—oh! Another Mikey, I presume? Glad to have you here, dude. I frickin love Mikeys.

Yippee!! I love being mikey!

Anyways- HOL ON, IS THAT A FRIGGIN ROBO ARM THING?? ARE YOU A FREAKIN CYBORG???!!

Whuh-? Oh, this old thing. No, I'm not half-robot; it's just a prosthetic.

...You wanna hold it?

*stimmy stims* DO I??

I'll be careful with it! Promise!!

It's pretty heavy, but it can take a drop or two. Just so long as you don't dismantle it.

[He fidgets with the attachment near his shoulder, and his arm falls to the ground with a click-hiss.]

Go nuts, little dude.

[Mikey stares in awe for a moment then sits down and starts inspecting it, laughing a bit] This is so cool! Like something straight out of a comic or something!!

Yeah.. my Donnie made it for me. He's a real genius, especially with spare parts.. the weight sorta sets me off-balance, but I've learned to correct it—sometimes that results in me stumbling around like an idiot when I have it off. Ha!

I bet it was good muscle training though! It's heavier than I thought!

[Mikey gets up and manages lifts the arm] I don't think I could wear something like this all day without a bit of prep!

Me neither, but in my timeline, I didn't exactly have the time to "get used" to it.. [he chuckles.] That thing has gotten me out of a fair few scrapes here and there.

Didnt have time?

[he looks at the arm then at leo] ... how did you lose your arm? If you don't mind me asking

Distracting some.. enemies. One of 'em got particularly pissed off, and when my Mikey came back to help...

[He laughs, awkwardly.] ...tore right off. heh.

Who the shell were you fighting?! I've hurt myself decently from fighting the foot- but you got your arm ripped off??

[He wanted to ask more questions but handed Leo's arm back and gave a small laugh] I'm sure things are better now though in your world right?

This.. wasn't the Foot. God, I wish it would've been the Foot, no.

Things back in my world... I can only imagine how bad it's gotten.

[He looks solemn, as if remembering some old mistake.]

Oh, sorry... [he looks down a bit trying to think of what to say]

...uhhh do you wanna talk about it da- er, leo?

[he raises an eyebrow. Is he about to adopt another kid? probably.]

mm. If you're in the mood to listen, sure. But you gotta tell me one of your best stories from your world, since this one is gonna be a bummer.

[Mikey nods and sits down] then I gotta think of something really funny....

Do you want to hear my story first?

Sure. I could use a pick-me-up. Let's trade stories for a while.

[He relaxes, laying back in a sitting position.]

Oh! Oh! There was this one time master splinter went through this portal thing so me and my bros followed and ended up in the battle nexus! There were some tough looking guys there and master splinter even let us compete!

Battle Nexus? We had one of those in my childhood.. did you win?

Well the first battle went by easily, the second too because we're pretty tough and leo even teamed up with usagi, this rabbit guy- but the third battle I was up against raph

And i could say i wad nervous, but that would be lying- I %100 kicked his shell! [Mikey laughs a bit]

Then after a interrupted final round were we had to fight some dude who later got his hands on a time scepter yadayadayada- but in the end, me, Michaelangelo had become the battle nexus champion!!

That's pretty neat, little man! Nice job!

[He smiles.]

Now.. here comes the downer part of the tale trade.. My world, and what happened to it.

It started off as is normal—TMNT, doing our thing—and we got a whiff of some activity from our repeated offenders, Hypno and Warren. They're kinda like some of the other guys' Bebop and Rocksteady, except instead of a warthog and rhino, they're a hippo and a worm. But they're not really important. What is was that their shenanigans involved stealing an ancient key that kept an even more ancient race of planet-conquering alien raw-meatloaf-colored boogers called the Kraang locked away where they couldn't hurt anyone. I assume you know of them in at least some capacity—the other turtles I've met do. But these Kraang were much worse. Strength was their preferred attribute; No amount of resistance could keep them down. My brothers and I, we went to try and intercept Hypno and Warren, but we—

[He sighs.]

—but I was too inexperienced.

I acted selfish. Like an idiot. Chased fun instead of aiding my brothers in the mission. And it ended up costing not just us, but the world.

That simple slip up let the Foot unleash the Kraang back unto the Earth, destroying it in almost 30 years. We had to fight, or risk assimilation into a collective of biomechanical mass that stripped us of ourselves and focused on only one goal: domination. I had to watch the world crumble down around me, not even realizing until it was too late—until I had watched all three of my brothers die—that it wasn't the Foot that brought the Kraang, that apocalypse, into being.

That? That was all me.

I'm not the idiot I was when I made that mistake. I was reckless. Impulsive. I never listened to my team. I never want to be him again.

But that was still me.

...

[Michaelangelo just sat there. Not expecting this story- leos story to be this... destroyed.]

I...

[He wasn't good at thinking logically especially in situations like this, so instead of thinking he just wrapped his arms around leo (the best he could) to hopefully provide some sort of comfort]

[He returns the hug, grateful for the physical contact.]

Thats... terrifying.

[Whilst still hugging him, he speaks]

I don't really know what to say, but if you ever need someone to talk to im here

Cucumbers are a fruit

I've been lied to my whole life

You just found that out?

Well, take your time.

YOU ALREADY KNEW??

Yes Mimi… I knew. I’m a Donnie, what else would you expect of me.

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True....

Wait I'm a mikey- what does that make me?

THEYRE A FRUIT!?

YEAH!!

SOME DUDESKI MENTIONED IT ONLINE

Cucumbers are a fruit

I've been lied to my whole life

You just found that out?

Well, take your time.

YOU ALREADY KNEW??

Yes Mimi… I knew. I’m a Donnie, what else would you expect of me.

#Giggling over the nickname

True....

Wait I'm a mikey- what does that make me?

Cucumbers are a fruit

I've been lied to my whole life

You just found that out?

Well, take your time.

YOU ALREADY KNEW??

Are you by chance part of the elderly mutant ninja turtles?

ELDERLY??????

uggghhhhh I'm not that old, am I?? I'm only 40... hrng...

Wait a second—oh! Another Mikey, I presume? Glad to have you here, dude. I frickin love Mikeys.

Yippee!! I love being mikey!

Anyways- HOL ON, IS THAT A FRIGGIN ROBO ARM THING?? ARE YOU A FREAKIN CYBORG???!!

Whuh-? Oh, this old thing. No, I'm not half-robot; it's just a prosthetic.

...You wanna hold it?

*stimmy stims* DO I??

I'll be careful with it! Promise!!

It's pretty heavy, but it can take a drop or two. Just so long as you don't dismantle it.

[He fidgets with the attachment near his shoulder, and his arm falls to the ground with a click-hiss.]

Go nuts, little dude.

[Mikey stares in awe for a moment then sits down and starts inspecting it, laughing a bit] This is so cool! Like something straight out of a comic or something!!

Yeah.. my Donnie made it for me. He's a real genius, especially with spare parts.. the weight sorta sets me off-balance, but I've learned to correct it—sometimes that results in me stumbling around like an idiot when I have it off. Ha!

I bet it was good muscle training though! It's heavier than I thought!

[Mikey gets up and manages lifts the arm] I don't think I could wear something like this all day without a bit of prep!

Me neither, but in my timeline, I didn't exactly have the time to "get used" to it.. [he chuckles.] That thing has gotten me out of a fair few scrapes here and there.

Didnt have time?

[he looks at the arm then at leo] ... how did you lose your arm? If you don't mind me asking

Distracting some.. enemies. One of 'em got particularly pissed off, and when my Mikey came back to help...

[He laughs, awkwardly.] ...tore right off. heh.

Who the shell were you fighting?! I've hurt myself decently from fighting the foot- but you got your arm ripped off??

[He wanted to ask more questions but handed Leo's arm back and gave a small laugh] I'm sure things are better now though in your world right?

This.. wasn't the Foot. God, I wish it would've been the Foot, no.

Things back in my world... I can only imagine how bad it's gotten.

[He looks solemn, as if remembering some old mistake.]

Oh, sorry... [he looks down a bit trying to think of what to say]

...uhhh do you wanna talk about it da- er, leo?

[he raises an eyebrow. Is he about to adopt another kid? probably.]

mm. If you're in the mood to listen, sure. But you gotta tell me one of your best stories from your world, since this one is gonna be a bummer.

[Mikey nods and sits down] then I gotta think of something really funny....

Do you want to hear my story first?

Sure. I could use a pick-me-up. Let's trade stories for a while.

[He relaxes, laying back in a sitting position.]

Oh! Oh! There was this one time master splinter went through this portal thing so me and my bros followed and ended up in the battle nexus! There were some tough looking guys there and master splinter even let us compete!

Battle Nexus? We had one of those in my childhood.. did you win?

Well the first battle went by easily, the second too because we're pretty tough and leo even teamed up with usagi, this rabbit guy- but the third battle I was up against raph

And i could say i wad nervous, but that would be lying- I %100 kicked his shell! [Mikey laughs a bit]

Then after a interrupted final round were we had to fight some dude who later got his hands on a time scepter yadayadayada- but in the end, me, Michaelangelo had become the battle nexus champion!!

That's pretty neat, little man! Nice job!

[He smiles.]

Now.. here comes the downer part of the tale trade.. My world, and what happened to it.

It started off as is normal—TMNT, doing our thing—and we got a whiff of some activity from our repeated offenders, Hypno and Warren. They're kinda like some of the other guys' Bebop and Rocksteady, except instead of a warthog and rhino, they're a hippo and a worm. But they're not really important. What is was that their shenanigans involved stealing an ancient key that kept an even more ancient race of planet-conquering alien raw-meatloaf-colored boogers called the Kraang locked away where they couldn't hurt anyone. I assume you know of them in at least some capacity—the other turtles I've met do. But these Kraang were much worse. Strength was their preferred attribute; No amount of resistance could keep them down. My brothers and I, we went to try and intercept Hypno and Warren, but we—

[He sighs.]

—but I was too inexperienced.

I acted selfish. Like an idiot. Chased fun instead of aiding my brothers in the mission. And it ended up costing not just us, but the world.

That simple slip up let the Foot unleash the Kraang back unto the Earth, destroying it in almost 30 years. We had to fight, or risk assimilation into a collective of biomechanical mass that stripped us of ourselves and focused on only one goal: domination. I had to watch the world crumble down around me, not even realizing until it was too late—until I had watched all three of my brothers die—that it wasn't the Foot that brought the Kraang, that apocalypse, into being.

That? That was all me.

I'm not the idiot I was when I made that mistake. I was reckless. Impulsive. I never listened to my team. I never want to be him again.

But that was still me.