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they grow up so fast!

it being part fly trap, it is carnivorous. however it is far too large to be satisfied by insects. instead, it feeds on human flesh, both as fuel and to repair its broken human dna.

happy late fathers day.

faemorningstar

Chris builds it a labyrinth and traps campers in with the beast as part of a “challenge”.

astrotidez

OKAY BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS CONCEPT

chefscook

Nobody has ever drawn this???? SICK! MESSED UP!

mangora

Td tumblr is dry so here’s the roti characters as things I’ve said to my friends

Dakota: I think Dixie Damilio is trying to kskskskill me

Sam: SMP stands for shit my pants

Dawn: help I eated a whole cucumber

Zoey: (in response to: I think I’m allergic to Icy Hot) the anime boy??

Staci: My grandpa has to move in with us because he has Parkinson’s *flosses*

Lightning: DRINK THE MILK OR YOU HATE GAYS

Cameron: I would not be surprised if there was a homophobia arc in the dsmp later that just seems part for the course now that they’ve exhausted every other plot line

Jo: I think men are getting too comfortable

B: I’d let Edward Cullen white boy represent my autism

Brick: I CAN OWN THE WORLD’S SMALLEST WHALE FIGURINE FOR TEN DOLLARS. I can own the world’s smallest whale figurine for ten dollars

Chester: I DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE CAT PEE FETISH AND DEAD STRIPPERS JUST KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT CHICKEN CANCER

Mal: I’m out here getting gender envy from RODRICK HEFFLEY

Mike: And then you gotta go through all the weird talking about it and like making sure it’s all smooth and like what if they ask to put something in my butt like that’s where my poop is I’d start punching

Anne Maria: imagine you’re watching a movie you paid like 13 dollars to see plus the shitty popcorn and you just hear SQUELCH POP PPBT DOINK DOIMK DOINK next to you the whole fucking time I’d downright kill

Manitoba: Why am I at school they just found the zodiac killer

Svetlana: I just saw a picture of a brown carpet with white splotches on it and I was like “awww cow rug that’s so cute”, watch five seconds later into this stupid fucking tik tok. It was soap that was coming out of this man’s dishwasher. Can’t have shit in Detroit

Vito: Fun fact I invented sexism because [Anne Maria] beat me in pool

transtrent

Oh I get it its mal for malice

mangora

I’m on a roll with these

thegayosborn

TD Characters as pictures I have saved in my phone Pt. 3

Mike

Zoey

Cameron

Anne Maria

Scott

Dawn

Dakota

Sam

Lightning

Staci

lexloozr2006

(SOMEONE FUCKIGN RECORDED THIS FOR ME AFTER I POSTED MY ART ON INSTA SO HERES THIS) [ART IS MINE, VOICE IS NOT] do u wanna be mals little pogchamp i never post here sorry

#m-me?#p-pogchamp?#🥺#this brings me joy #himst #td mal #total drama mal #mal total drama