Hi everyone! I'm 30+ obsessed with Star Wars, Sailor Moon, GoT, The Walking Dead, OUAT, Disney, and puns. My blog will basically be that and any other random gems I pick up. Ask me anything :) Masterlist: 18+ Blog, Minors DNI
My entire blog is 18+ so minors begone! The asterisk (*) denotes explicit 18+ material. Please read responsibly. If it isn't for you, I got plenty of SFW content.
So far, I've only written for Star Wars, the clones in particular, including Rex and various 501st members, The Bad Batch members, Hound, Wolffe, Cody and Boba Fett.
Requests are closed!
I'm taking a small step back so I can recharge. I'll still be lurking and hopefully working a bit on WIPs, just without the self-imposed pressure to get them done quickly. If you've sent anything in, know that I am working on it! This includes all the First Kiss Prompts.
NSFW requests are OK and welcome, but please no gore, major character death, romantic/mature relationships between padawans and adults, or clonecest.
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hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel
I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree
Dalinar, standing in front of a broken coffee-making fabrial: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Adolin: ... I did. I-
Dalinar: No. No, you didn't. Wit?
Wit: Don't look at me! Look at Renarin!
Renarin: What? I didn't break it.
Wit: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Renarin: ... because it's sitting right in front of us. And it's broken.
Wit: Suspicious.
Renarin: No, it's not...?
Elhokar: If it matters... probably not, but Shallan was the last one to use it.
Shallan: Liar, I don't even drink that stuff!
Elhokar: Oh, really? Then what were you doing standing there earlier?
Shallan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, your majesty!
Adolin: Okay. Okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Father.
Dalinar: No. Who broke it?
Shallan: Dalinar... Kaladin's been awfully quiet.
Kaladin: Really?
Everyone starts arguing loudly.
Pan to Dalinar standing outside.
Dalinar: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.
Dalinar: This is how a Bondsmith teaches conflict resolution.
Dalinar: ... I may have made a miscalculation.
don't you love those books that are like "this character is having a mental breakdown and I'm here for it but want a break" and then the perspective switches and THEY'RE having a breakdown too and it keeps going like that
