Between the Bars

I'm so sorry for this blog. *drops microphone and walks off stage*

[quinquinquinquinquin]

yes, you

[pinkskieswhitelies]

This is will. He is drunk.

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

[corgis-everywhere]

[ptrckstmph-blog]

#this looks like an election ad

[toodeepforyou]

a vote for leaf dog is a vote for america

[weloveshortvideos]

[jassythesassy]

[nahsorry]

this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now

[kitseybarbaur-deactivated202103]

When I first glanced at it, my first thought was ‘wow that’s a really good cosplay’ before i was just like ‘OMG WOW, I’M AN IDIOT’

[weloveshortvideos]

[audio-asexual]

When you’re the only puppy who got their eyesight that week

[ratvtail]

stop no pls

[fortressofself]

the last part tho

[theproblematicblogger]

When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby

[harlequinhatter]

how s that less scary

[dramaticleaves]

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

[makeitearlgrey]

I really appreciate the websites that will actually put the measurement charts up there, but even then it’s kinda iffy

[i-refuse-to-regret]

parents: what did you do today

me: nothing

parents: wELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DID SOMETHING!!! DID YOU JUST LOOK AT A *WALL* ALL DAY????????

me: to be frank i did many things but you and I both know that you know very little about my interests and I know that you don't particularly care to learn about them and I don't have the mental capability to put up with you dismissing the things that make me happy so for the sake of brevity and my emotional well being: i did nothing

[puroreggaeton]

please read the actual cutest thing i found on yak

so we begin with the top yak at my school… 

but WAIT… two yaks down… 

so NATURALLY everyone was quick to get their attention.. 

AND THEN 

AND FUCKING THEN 

and we were left with one final update.. 

conclusion: love will find a way… 

[lactose-incapable-deactivated20]

OMG imagine them getting married and having to explain this story

[bombchelz]

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

[huntinthedwellin98]

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

honestly ? you’re so right

[polarisnetwork]

this is why i have problems when videogames tell me to “press X”

[republicangarbage-blog]

[hotboyproblems]

i want a hot body but i also want to eat junk food why is life so difficult

[just-shower-thoughts]

since your internal voice doesn’t have to breathe, you can scream internally forever

[yomikewazowski-blog]

Wtf did you do