welcome to the snarkdom.

sarcasm. rage. The occasional overshare. An almost ridiculous amount of puns. I'm a particularly good finder. I may or may not actually be captain piccard. I like to be asked questions. I'm 25 now, still hella Ace. thats about it folks.

[makeitearlgrey]

Midas Merge / Games | Wildlife

Wildlife Studios provide fun to millions of people around the world. We are here to transform the mobile gaming experience and engage with a

[eggsaladstain]

on a scale of 1 to john oliver commissioning a competing picture book about mike pence’s rabbit with a storyline about same sex marriage and democracy and tolerance, releasing that book a day before the release of mike pence’s picture book, and then donating proceeds from the book to the trevor project and aids united, how (righteously) petty are you

[transtenzin]

hi i'm an indigenous trans woman in need of a little help. if my posts have ever educated you or if you've ever enjoyed my content, please consider donating if you can. even a small amount helps a lot

cashapp: $maewd

[powerfulwizard]

I’m so scared of 2020, something seems to frightening about this year. It’s gonna be Y2K all over again. The Black Plague is going to come back. I swear. I fuckin swear.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 3rd of december, 2018.

[makeitearlgrey]

The wizard was too powerful

[cheaphalloweencostume]

for better or worse i’ve recently realized that self care, for me personally, sometimes means extra effort instead of less. like making my bed every day makes me feel good about my living space even though it’s a couple minutes of work, and plating my food nicely makes me feel like i’ve made and eaten a nice meal even if it means cleaning more dishes. i used to think self care was almost synonymous with making things easier for yourself, but sometimes challenging yourself a little tiny bit more than usual is more rewarding than doing it the easiest way, although that isn’t true for everyone, i know, it’s just how things have turned out for me

[biphoenix]

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

[makeitearlgrey]

I didn't know drax's wife had a tumblr

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

[sirnekomeowinton]

[flakmaniak]

[r4cs0]

[understuckphanuniverse]

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

[spinachandhoney]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[brightlotusmoon]

Ah, the Mary Suez.

[areawest]

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

[steelblaidd]

This.

[prokopetz]

Describing gender as a spectrum implies that there are people whose gender cannot correctly be displayed in digital media because it falls outside the RGB colour gamut.

[indoorhyena]

@nblaunchpad​

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if something you do for fun is making you stressed & anxious, it is time to take a break and spend time unwinding with something you actually find relaxing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tags: yes this includes fandoms and internet spaces, but also video games or sports or books or literally any hobby. sometimes things you do to relax evolve into something more serious. sometimes things that we do just for fun end up turning competitive. there’s a natural human urge to challenge yourself and that’s fine! as long as what you’re doing still has value to you personally–go for it! but since it’s no longer serving its original purpose you need to also make time for other things that DO. i.e. hobbies that give you a calm space to relax in, because that is a basic human need

[makeitearlgrey]

Can I add to this: also not every hobby needs to become a side hustle, an Etsy store or used for gifting.

It is okay to have a crafting hobby that is purely your own. There's this modern idea that if the thing you are doing isn't somehow making you money it's both unproductive and wrong.

It's okay to have something which is purely your own, which you do for no reason but that you enjoy it. You can have a thing that you enjoy and if someone asks you "hey could you make one of those for me?" You can simply say "no, I'm sorry but I don't craft for others" that's not a bad thing to do. If you post a picture of things you craft and someone says "wow you should sell those" it's okay to say "no, this is just for me, I don't want to make money" that's not wrong. It may confuse some people, but that's okay too.

A hobby can be just a hobby, done for no reason but the personal enjoyment, happiness and peace that is gained from doing it.

[rneliflua]

I really believe there's some sort of "emperor's new clothes" phenomenon happening with Gen Z discoursers where they're too afraid to question the logic of some of the discourse being thrown at them for fear of appearing to be unwoke so they just blindly parrot it not to be excluded by their peers

[jethroq]

not just a Gen Z thing, like that’s a valid criticism of tumblr few years back, and I’m not ashamed to admit it sucked me in too. people can say whatever shit they want as long as they use the right vocabulary and an agressive tone that just implies that disagreement is out of the question. it sinks in because you will get similar messages about legitimate issues and sometimes from the same people.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[herspanic]

Oh wow

[k1mkardashian]

me

[makeitearlgrey]

What in the JoJo?

[radicalapollo]

You literally HAVE to stop with the whole fuckin "Person I think is cool made this thing instead of the person who actually did, who happens to be a raving bigot." thing. It does a disservice to literally everyone around you, and yourself in general.

It shows that you can't accept that this piece of media that you enjoy is intrinsically tied to a bad person's success, and any further engagement with it is only and exclusively to their benefit. It's not a funny joke. You're still giving your money to something made by a bigot, and gives power to bigots.

Miku didn't make shit. Neither did any of your favorite Lets Players. You have to accept that by being made by someone who wants real harm done to real people, you are facilitating that if you keep giving them money, and giving the shitty thing they made attention in the aftermath of learning what they've done.

Just fuckin... grow up.

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[inkovert]

hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ 

so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Buying these two together allows one to punch nazis while maintaining social distancing!

[pornusual]

before i read the caption i was deeply disturbed

[dyke-werewolf]

I just naturally assumed OP wanted to launch a fist shaped dildo straight up their ass like a Saturn V puncturing the atmosphere

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[makeitearlgrey]

@theproblematicblogger missed opportunity:

He's a minnowmalist