Hakuna Matata

Emily // 24// wolves and music 👽

[sojiwater]

[niemily]

[babyanimalgifs]

“This is how my friend’s dog sits when he wants something.” 

(Source)

[stimman3000]

[fushia1198]

His lil front teeffff

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[pk9614]

IT’S BACK

[humansofnewyork]

“We always heard stories about him.  Even before I joined the baseball team.  All the kids at our school knew about Coach Durante.  And everyone loved him.  He was like a second father to everyone on the team: never yelling, never annoyed, never frustrated.  He’d take us out for ice cream after practice and give us advice.  On Saturday mornings he would hold a basketball game in the gym.  It was $2 to get in, and all the money went to the local food drive.  It was all about inclusion.  Anyone could attend.  It never mattered if you were a jock, or if you were in band, or if you were an outcast.  Everyone played.  Durante would meet you at the door, reach out his hand, and say: ‘I love you and I hope you’re having a great day today.’  One time he drove me home, and the whole way he was telling me that I needed to live my life for other people.  When we pulled into the driveway, he called my Mom outside, and spent several minutes telling her how amazing I am.  I owe such a debt to him.  I’m a father now.  I have three kids.  And I’m always asking myself: ‘What would Durante do?’  A few weeks ago I got a text from one of the guys saying that Durante was in a home.  So I called around to all the places in the city until I found him.  The nurses warned me that his memory was gone, but I grabbed all my old photos and jumped in the car.  He was staring out the window when I arrived.  He didn’t remember me.  He had no idea who I was.  But it didn’t matter.  The moment I walked in the room, he turned to me, and he said: ‘Oh my god, Look at you.  Did I ever tell you how much I love you?’” #quarantinestories

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[lesbiankiliel]

why is english like this

[adorablesnakes]

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[undeadmanwalking]

She said you WILL tenderly caress my babies… periodt

[thealfaguy]

[imoutsidelookingin]

Bohemianheaven

[chrissynadine]

all i want is to be on an island absorbing all the sun while eating fresh fruit

[tkkatherineblog]

[nomore-thesame]

X

[teenagerposts]

doctor: sir, i’m sorry. the results are in and i’m afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what’s updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital’s intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kiracles]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up