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Just a note for the local crowd
Every now and then a difficult period like this comes along: so it's time to request some assistance.
I've kind of been neglecting my vision for the past year or so, aware that I needed new glasses (and to go have a consult for possible eye-related surgery), but putting it off... and now the situation has, as it were, come home to roost.
The other day, when I was typing something and then (to check it before posting) had to pick up the Mac and hold it up to my nose to see what I'd typed... I realized that if this went on much longer, even with dictation (because after you dictate, you still have to edit...), I wouldn't be able to write.
That would be bad.
I need to go see my Eye Lady, get examined, and get both sets of glasses re-fitted with new prescriptions. Thisāas usual, each time it needs to be done every year and a half or two years, due to Weird Eyesāis going to run into a low-four-figure-ish kind of money. And due to other recent unexpected medical expenses, right now there's not enough dosh around (or spondoolicks or whatever term you prefer...) to get things sorted.
Therefore: can I get people interested in keeping a writer, you know, writing (as I've got three novels working at once at the moment...), to consider doing one of these things?
(a) Go over to Ebooks Direct and buy a book. (Or a bundle. Or a gift card for somebody else who might like my work.) And if you do: thanks so much!
(b) Stop by my Ko-Fi and drop a little something in the pot. It'll be most appreciated.
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And if you can't do either of the above:
(c) Reblog this and let other people see it?
Whatever you do: thanks very much!
yeah im ātransitioningā *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
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happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions
happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3
Hey folks, having a lovely time at Indiana Comic Con in Indianapolis. I'm at table D-17.
As much as I'm enjoying getting out and seeing people, my convention schedule is a bit much. So I've decided to pull out of GalaxyCon New Orleans next month. It's hard to do high end commissions on the road, and I have a lot of people waiting.
I lost over two months of work this year to respiratory infections, and that's been hard to make up. I need to focus on getting commissions completed before my big projects kick in. I may not be able to tour next year at all.
Speaking of commissions, here's a White Queen.
10,000 Follower Celebration With A Very Special Thank You Message From Our Very Own Nurse Jesse!
I wanted to do something really fucking special for my big 10k celebration so I asked our fav silver fox nurse to pop in and give you all a really lovely thank you message for making the past few years on this hell site so wonderful!
Honestly he was so great about doing this and really made it his own, I couldn't have asked for anything better!
Thank you once again for taking the time to like, follow and comment on my content. It truly means the world to me!
Now sit back, listen to Ned and just know how loved you really are!
Best wishes with all my heart!
Donna
Raul & Mariska reunion loading in 3ā¦2ā¦
Okay. That one.
Was sexy as fuck!
Five hole!
Hello bisexual community
Begin killing
when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they werenāt really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)
anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.
i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? whatād you get? so i showed her, and i was like,Ā āIām not sure why itās a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.ā
and my mom, who was some form of ministerās wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks iām joking.
āWhat?ā i say.
āā¦itās a cock and a pussy, Jules,ā she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.
I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.
oh no is this what weāre doing now
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*crumbles and blows away on the wind*
Wholly fuck that was fast!
First shot on net
25 seconds into game
And itās a pingA!
[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over
always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.
Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work
Me watching this:
Iām not letting this rot in the tags
Raul Esparza Masterlist
Nevada Ramirez
āStay the night, pleaseā NSFW
āFifties Fantasyā NSFW
āPirateās Plunderā NSFW (Sequel to Fifties Fantasy)
āThe Negativeā Part One, Part Two
Frederick Chilton
āOffice Encountersā Part One
āOffice Encountersā Part Two
Jonas Nightingale
āPenanceā NSFW