I Say Unhinged Shit

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I knew someone who would make fun of me for being an adult virgin. Bruh why do you think I have a problem with being bitchless? Sex is gross and I don’t want it.

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Men got nothing on a bunch of women lookmaxxing. Like look at this diagram and tell me what the fuck it means.

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A woman: he’s just a lil guy!

The police: he’s killed 29 people Rebecca

Woman: babby…. boy.

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I hat my parents

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What is with trans women making the most ear-bleeding breakcore possible and why do I keep listening to it?

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It’s not stalking if you know I’m there and your calling the police

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Every day is a new challenge to not kill myself

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I’m so glad the French exist. I can be racist to them and no one will call me out for insulting their stupid French hats.

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I’m gonna dig up Lee Kuan Yew’s corpse so I can steal his wedding ring and give it to Kim Jong-Un when we get married.

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Murder is technically legal if you get the government to chip in a bit

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I wanna die

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I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT AND I WILL KILL SOMEONE

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Sometimes you gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you kiss way more frogs.

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Can someone please give me step by step instructions on how to kill god? The previous hoe ass assdude who said the big man was dead lied to get philosophy cred, and the holy bitch boy universe creator is getting on my nerves.

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Can’t have attachment issues if I refuse to get attached to anyone, checkmate my therapist

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So when I was in my first year of high school before I had to be online schooled because of my disability, I decided to document my classmates behavior like they were animals and I was an alien studying them. I wrote down a lot of weird stuff humans do and behavioral differences between the females and males, it was written very clinically to preserve scientific integrity as I studied strange behaviors. The males for some reason groomed their hair a lot, often by tussling it, but they seemed to not notice when they were doing it. It was strange to me how both males and females preformed the same actions yet in human social dynamics the two sexes seemed to apply arbitrary distinctions between similar sets of behaviors. I had to do a lot of spying on people from across lunch tables. I also payed attention to body language, sometimes adjusting my own to see how the other human subconsciously adjusted to it. I’d read that if they liked someone a person would subconsciously mimic the body language of the person talking to them. No one did this with me. I don’t know why.