spaghetti boy's curse

marissa. 20. i have the weak ankles but strong spirit of a Jane Austen heroine.  

[cyborgslayers]

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me walking towards you 

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

your eyes wobble like anime titties can i fuckeding help you?

[tsunflowers]

crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus

[missbrelove]

[wickedlybitter]

Tell me this also didn't happen

[filialdisciple]

[spokenfromtheheartandsoul]

[jhoca]

I want to remind everyone that at some point bffs zuko and sokka were both ruling countries in their mid-20s and they probably had to go to a lot of important international meetings…but all they do is whisper dumb jokes to each other

honestly? the definition of a power couple (also on twitter / instagram)

[myanamemes]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[valtsv]

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

[valtsv]

portals

[dongcroncher]

Don’t walk up the stairs

[valtsv]

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

can i get a yeehaw?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I asked for a single yeehaw and you people gave me hundreds. Your generosity and wanton disregard for the value of a yeehaw will run the cowboy economy into the ground

[flatwood-mac]

[bromgah]

[corvidsnatcher]

[unholy-hands-and-hymns]

[pinacoladamatata]

Did i ever tell y'all the story of how one year my family picked up a hitchhiker in the middle of nowhere (like you do) and just..drove him to my grandma’s house for thanksgiving and he stayed with us for the whole weekend and my grandmere was So concerned that like…he wasn’t getting enough food she made a whole extra pie and pierogies just for him, ofc some to take on the way back. And he just ate with us like the 12+ ppl that consist of my family and dave who we picked up from the road. Now this man had. Nothing on him except his clothes and wallet like no backpack…nothing. so she also gave him some of my grandpa’s clothes and it was a little awkward but he was nice and funny and at the end of the weekend we offered to take him back or anywhere he needed to go (mind you we drove him like…7 hours away from where we picked him up) and he was just like…“nah just drop me off where you found me” and so we did and i never saw or heard from him again and thats how im pretty sure i met an immortal

[pinacoladamatata]

@ fae side of tumblr please explain what kind of deity i interacted with

[rowdy-ruff-boi]

I’m pretty sure your family is the fae in this situation

[pinacoladamatata]

[comradekatara]

[comradekatara]

“sokka’s master” is such an iconic episode the a-plot is about sokka getting a dope ass sword the b-plot is about iroh getting swole and the c-plot is about sokka’s friends just sitting there talking about how much they love sokka. a perfect episode from start to finish

[arandomthot]

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

[systlin]

Watching the creation of the Final Pam always feels less like Justin and Griffin were creating her and more like she had always been, and simply channeled her into the mortal world

[cumaeansibyl]

the best instance of this, to my mind, is when they first put the pompadour wig on her and Griffin shouts “WHAT?? YES!!!” which was 100% a cry of discovery

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[bluepeets]

https://twitter.com/coff33detective/status/1271463582312673281

“make yourselves impossible to ignore. 10,000 signatures on twitter is a lot but 10 unique personal emails is enough to derail an entire council session.”

[valtsv]

if i was walking through a graveyard and a rotting skeletal hand thrust out of the dirt and grabbed my ankle i would consider it a compliment