Shut up and put the collar on

Run by Wyvern and her mutt. MINORS DNI

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(Oh wait I never did make a pinned for this account did I-)

Hi there puppies kitties and other miscellaneous pet animals of tumblr! My name's Wyvern and my dog and I are going to convince you to leash or get leashed! It's for your own good.

The posts here are mostly either "things I see on main that make me think of petplay so I run over here to post them" or like "actual petplay stuff". In other words this is only like a half joke account and we're very much into that shit over here. In other words MINORS DNI!!!!!!!!

I'm the only admin on this blog (which means I'm the only one who can answer asks and all that) but my mutt is still allowed to post. You can find each of our posts with either #mod wyvern or #wyvern's pet !

That's all for the pinned ithink. Remember to take your dog on a walk everyday and give them lots of pets! You're their whole world and they love you very much <3

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I LOVE MY OWNER!!!!!!!

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I LOVE MY DOG!!!!!!

[mollyjames]

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When you’re a pet with a new owner so you’re teaching your owner to train you

this literally always happens

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(trying to discern whether mutt wants comfort in like a kinky way or a normal way after he's had a bad day) aww it's ok pup, come rest your head on m-i mean you're a terrible dog and I'm going to tie you up in the basemehaha just joking everything will be alright do you need a hug? *strangles him* whoops sorry

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oK soo recently I was talking with my gf and I'm genderfluid right, at the time I was a man and she called me bro I said "I'm ur boyfriend Don call me bro" and then she started calling me puppy. An I've dreamt of this day my entire life and now she calls me puppy and has told me many times she wants me to just be her puppy and I love my gf

puppy/owner dynamic > romance 🙂‍↕️

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It took me almost 2 years but I finally forcepuped my boyfriend a couple weeks ago. He's so happy now. I'm a puppy and I love making more puppies. Found out an irl friend is also a puppy. Met another couple, found out I was poly, we started dating them and it's so awesome. They did have a puppy and owner dynamic but now we're all teaming up on the owner. How long do you think before we get him?

(I might be the luckiest guy in the world)

THAT'S SO AWESOME!!!! I LOVE KINK RELATIONSHIPS GRAHHHH

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Prof today asked if we knew who Pavlov was and no one answered and I just sat there with my apparrently forbidden knowledge like

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how to get my dom gf to treat me like a dumb mutt?? 👀👀👀👀👀

woof

if she's a dom and your gf baby you're already there you probably don't even have to do anything she'll leash you sooner or later

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Accidentally made an all-pets polycule. Any advice on finding an owner before we make a zoo?

(How does this happen so often lmao-) take turns domming until one of you discovers something about themself

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Hey wyvern how do I get my boyfriend to realize she's actually just a puppy?

ok listen to me very carefully ok. Next time she comes over, you inch closer and closer to her until you straddle her on the couch. Then you take the collar you've obviously already bought for her and put it on her slightly too tight. Then when she's already unbelievably turned on by this call her a good girl and send her into questioning her entire gender identity. EZ.

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Question from a trans puppygirl. What kind off boot is best for humping? I want to get my owner something for her birthday…

aw man we haven't done much boot stuff actually so idk if I'll be able to offer much help 😔💔

My favorite ones for dom stuff tho are these black pleather knee-high boots cus they make me feel awesome. Though if I could change one thing about em I'd make them platforms. Cus having a really hard sole would probably be really good for stepping on a dog tbh.

In any case I'll be sure to get my mutt to pitch in when he wakes up

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Hi Anon, Mutt here. Anyways, you'll probably want something with a flat vamp (top of the boot, the part you're so desperate for). Otherwise, you'll just tear something while grinding on it. Also, depending on your freak level, maybe you can find something with a high heel to suck on. Besides that, no real tips here... just go with what your Owner would like the most.

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Question from a trans puppygirl. What kind off boot is best for humping? I want to get my owner something for her birthday…

aw man we haven't done much boot stuff actually so idk if I'll be able to offer much help 😔💔

My favorite ones for dom stuff tho are these black pleather knee-high boots cus they make me feel awesome. Though if I could change one thing about em I'd make them platforms. Cus having a really hard sole would probably be really good for stepping on a dog tbh.

In any case I'll be sure to get my mutt to pitch in when he wakes up

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Before you scroll down on this blog remember dogs dont have rights and should be their owner's playthings now and forever. Ok?

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My Owner and I got a lot of new followers suddenly, which is great. You should all help me start a pawtition that bans the act of putting muzzles on pets with an oral fixation.

I'm doing this purely for the good of the world and not just for me. You have to trust me and my puppy eyes, ok?

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Why would you make that puppy stop speaking human words? How will it beg?

Pawing

Licking

Whining

Nuzzling

Looking up at me with them big ol' eyes

Howling

I could go on