Harry Dresden

I did the right thing. FC: Tom Jane

[idontdohats-archive]

t-raith‌:

hbc-dresden‌:

t-raith‌:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO (takes a deep fucking breath) @hbc-dresden @askthewizardpi @idontdohats @primechicagowizard @harry-meepmeep-dresden @wizardwithacoin @warden-dresden @i-the-hell-am-harry @ask-harry-dresden @conjurewithcare @wizardwardenknight @harrydresdenknightofwinter-blog @harrydresdenwizardforhire @reluctantwarden @blackstonedresden did I miss anyone?

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, WASN’T ONE BROTHER ENOUGH!

… I am not comfortable with how many clones there are of me in the world.

Also thanks. Thanks for projecting that to the world. Appreciate it.

Did you figure out how to cast mirror image for real or something, it’s uncanny

“Thomas, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

“Also, I’ve had extraordinarily bad luck with alternate selves. Parallel-Me, you’re not a homicidal maniac, are you? Because that would be typical luck for today.”

[t-raith]

Great, I’m surrounded by a hundred Harrys! If it were clones of me I’d say that sounds like a pretty sweet fantasy, but this is a nightmare!

[t-raith]

CHICAGO WON’T SURVIVE THE DAY

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Don’t worry. I know how to solve this. I just need two strips of orange peal, a bowl of porn star pubes and glue. 

Or I can just use fire. 

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

@hbc-dresden

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

hbc-dresden:

i-the-hell-am-harry:

hbc-dresden:

i-the-hell-am-harry:

I show up to ease your conscience when I need to, Harry. That burden you bear can cripple you.

Has, in fact. You needed to take from yet another woman in your life in order to survive long enough to kill still another woman in your life.

There’s a real pattern here. Let it go, Harry. Take the path that the weak ones demonize.

No. No way do you get to waltz in here and demean every woman I’ve ever known. That’s no fair. Just because you’re stuck in the back of my head, and don’t deserve to talk to any of them, doesn’t mean you get to insult them.

Fair enough, Harry. I’ll just sit quietly. In the back of your mind. And think it.

One of these days I’m going to shove you in a box and nail it shut.

I’m your truth. Telling lies. I’m your reasoned alibis. I’m inside, open your eyes.

I’m you.

So sad. But true.

[hbc-dresden]

i-the-hell-am-harry:

hbc-dresden:

Damnit, Subconscious, no one asked you.

I show up to ease your conscience when I need to, Harry. That burden you bear can cripple you.

Has, in fact. You needed to take from yet another woman in your life in order to survive long enough to kill still another woman in your life.

There’s a real pattern here. Let it go, Harry. Take the path that the weak ones demonize.

No. No way do you get to waltz in here and demean every woman I’ve ever known. That’s no fair. Just because you’re stuck in the back of my head, and don’t deserve to talk to any of them, doesn’t mean you get to insult them.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Fair enough, Harry. I’ll just sit quietly. In the back of your mind. And think it.

[hbc-dresden]

i-the-hell-am-harry:

hbc-dresden:

@shadowxwithachoice and @returnofluccio ARE COMING TOMORROW!!!!

That being said, I probably won’t be on much this weekend. 

Also, only now do I see how weird it is to have your ex and the ex-shadow in your head visiting the same weekend. 

huh. 

Neither of them loved you. But that didn’t matter. You took what you wanted from them. Nevermind the hurt you left in your wake.

It’s okay, Harry. I’m not judging you. This is who you are.

Damnit, Subconscious, no one asked you.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

I show up to ease your conscience when I need to, Harry. That burden you bear can cripple you.

Has, in fact. You needed to take from yet another woman in your life in order to survive long enough to kill still another woman in your life.

There’s a real pattern here. Let it go, Harry. Take the path that the weak ones demonize.

[hbc-dresden]

@shadowxwithachoice and @returnofluccio ARE COMING TOMORROW!!!!

That being said, I probably won’t be on much this weekend. 

Also, only now do I see how weird it is to have your ex and the ex-shadow in your head visiting the same weekend. 

huh. 

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Neither of them loved you. But that didn’t matter. You took what you wanted from them. Nevermind the hurt you left in your wake.

It’s okay, Harry. I’m not judging you. This is who you are.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

@hbc-dresden

[sorcerouscheerleader]

Dash Commentary

There is what appears to be a group of Harrys having an arguement on my Dash.

That or one Harry having a mental breakdown.

I love this fandom.

[t-raith]

This is basically what I imagine goes on inside of his head at any given time.

[sorcerouscheerleader]

It must be exhausting. No wonder he has the social skills of a moose.

[shadowxwithachoice]

It is very disorganized in there.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

You’re a millenia old demoness whose mind was changed by a guy who eats frozen TV dinners, and *I’m* disorganized?

[shadowxwithachoice]

I was an imprint of a millenia old demoness, which was as mutable as the mind I was imprinted upon. I think my alteration says as much about you as about me. Also, if you would have let me organize things for you, I could have much improved your mental capabilities.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Between the Denarians, the Raiths, the Red Court, the Fae, Uriel and Molly, I think my mind has had enough invasion.

[sorcerouscheerleader]

Dash Commentary

There is what appears to be a group of Harrys having an arguement on my Dash.

That or one Harry having a mental breakdown.

I love this fandom.

[t-raith]

This is basically what I imagine goes on inside of his head at any given time.

[sorcerouscheerleader]

It must be exhausting. No wonder he has the social skills of a moose.

[shadowxwithachoice]

It is very disorganized in there.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

You're a millenia old demoness whose mind was changed by a guy who eats frozen TV dinners, and *I'm* disorganized?

[hbc-dresden]

High five to the other Me’s taking a stab at Raith. 

@harry-meepmeep-dresden

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Harries Unite!

[t-raith]

Just what I needed. Like four Harrys to scold me for every fuck up!

[harry-meepmeep-dresden]

Multi-verse man, gotta love an army of ME!

And you know we’re

[t-raith]

[wizardwithacoin]

Coin Harry saying Hi.

[t-raith]

Somehow I feel like you’re actually less likely to scold me.

[wizardwithacoin]

Dude. You’re my brother. I’d say don’t use my bed but who’re you going to bring to Demonreach?

[hbc-dresden]

Minus Coin Me, we’re all lookin pretty good.

Sorry Coin Me, but you sold out, man

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Don’t act virtuous, Harry. I know the real you. You who is one crying daughter away from burning reality to ash.

This is who you are. Accept it.

[hbc-dresden]

……

No one asked you, Subconscious Harry.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

You’re always asking me. You just never want to listen to the answers.

[hbc-dresden]

No, I’m usually asking me, but you like to butt in with answers you know I can’t go through with.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Jobs get done when you start listening to me, Harry. Just like at Chichen Itza.

You’ll come to me for help again, Harry. And I will be there with open arms. I’m the only one who understands, Harry, and I will never forsake you.

[hbc-dresden]

….. You’re creepy. Anyone ever tell you that?

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

You're burning yourself a bit here,you realize.

[hbc-dresden]

High five to the other Me’s taking a stab at Raith. 

@harry-meepmeep-dresden

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Harries Unite!

[t-raith]

Just what I needed. Like four Harrys to scold me for every fuck up!

[harry-meepmeep-dresden]

Multi-verse man, gotta love an army of ME!

And you know we’re

[t-raith]

[wizardwithacoin]

Coin Harry saying Hi.

[t-raith]

Somehow I feel like you’re actually less likely to scold me.

[wizardwithacoin]

Dude. You’re my brother. I’d say don’t use my bed but who’re you going to bring to Demonreach?

[hbc-dresden]

Minus Coin Me, we’re all lookin pretty good.

Sorry Coin Me, but you sold out, man

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Don’t act virtuous, Harry. I know the real you. You who is one crying daughter away from burning reality to ash.

This is who you are. Accept it.

[hbc-dresden]

……

No one asked you, Subconscious Harry.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

You’re always asking me. You just never want to listen to the answers.

[hbc-dresden]

No, I’m usually asking me, but you like to butt in with answers you know I can’t go through with.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Jobs get done when you start listening to me, Harry. Just like at Chichen Itza.

You'll come to me for help again, Harry. And I will be there with open arms. I'm the only one who understands, Harry, and I will never forsake you.

[hbc-dresden]

High five to the other Me’s taking a stab at Raith. 

@harry-meepmeep-dresden

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Harries Unite!

[t-raith]

Just what I needed. Like four Harrys to scold me for every fuck up!

[harry-meepmeep-dresden]

Multi-verse man, gotta love an army of ME!

And you know we’re

[t-raith]

[wizardwithacoin]

Coin Harry saying Hi.

[t-raith]

Somehow I feel like you’re actually less likely to scold me.

[wizardwithacoin]

Dude. You’re my brother. I’d say don’t use my bed but who’re you going to bring to Demonreach?

[hbc-dresden]

Minus Coin Me, we’re all lookin pretty good.

Sorry Coin Me, but you sold out, man

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Don’t act virtuous, Harry. I know the real you. You who is one crying daughter away from burning reality to ash.

This is who you are. Accept it.

[hbc-dresden]

……

No one asked you, Subconscious Harry.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

You're always asking me. You just never want to listen to the answers.

[hbc-dresden]

High five to the other Me’s taking a stab at Raith. 

@harry-meepmeep-dresden

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Harries Unite!

[t-raith]

Just what I needed. Like four Harrys to scold me for every fuck up!

[harry-meepmeep-dresden]

Multi-verse man, gotta love an army of ME!

And you know we’re

[t-raith]

[wizardwithacoin]

Coin Harry saying Hi.

[t-raith]

Somehow I feel like you’re actually less likely to scold me.

[wizardwithacoin]

Dude. You’re my brother. I’d say don’t use my bed but who’re you going to bring to Demonreach?

[hbc-dresden]

Minus Coin Me, we’re all lookin pretty good.

Sorry Coin Me, but you sold out, man

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Don't act virtuous, Harry. I know the real you. You who is one crying daughter away from burning reality to ash.

This is who you are. Accept it.

[hbc-dresden]

High five to the other Me’s taking a stab at Raith. 

@harry-meepmeep-dresden

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Harries Unite!

[t-raith]

Just what I needed. Like four Harrys to scold me for every fuck up!

[harry-meepmeep-dresden]

Multi-verse man, gotta love an army of ME!

And you know we’re

[t-raith]

[wizardwithacoin]

Coin Harry saying Hi.

[t-raith]

Somehow I feel like you’re actually less likely to scold me.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

He’s also less likely to Parkour! which is just unfortunate.

[hbc-dresden]

High five to the other Me’s taking a stab at Raith. 

@harry-meepmeep-dresden

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Harries Unite!

[maggielefay]

Happy birthday, my darling boy.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Uh! Hi mom! Thanks for the… Life! Harry hastily looks around for a fire extinguisher

[maggielefay]

You do have a flair for the dramatic.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Yeah, um... It was an experiment. I have done important science research. That explodes when it exists. Now I know that.

[hbc-dresden]

Cue me hiding in a dark, sealed cave until sundown.

[i-the-hell-am-harry]

Don't bullshit me, this is just your way of harvesting more praise and love by pretending not to want it.