t-raith:
hbc-dresden:
t-raith:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO (takes a deep fucking breath) @hbc-dresden @askthewizardpi @idontdohats @primechicagowizard @harry-meepmeep-dresden @wizardwithacoin @warden-dresden @i-the-hell-am-harry @ask-harry-dresden @conjurewithcare @wizardwardenknight @harrydresdenknightofwinter-blog @harrydresdenwizardforhire @reluctantwarden @blackstonedresden did I miss anyone?
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, WASN’T ONE BROTHER ENOUGH!
… I am not comfortable with how many clones there are of me in the world.
Also thanks. Thanks for projecting that to the world. Appreciate it.
Did you figure out how to cast mirror image for real or something, it’s uncanny
“Thomas, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
“Also, I’ve had extraordinarily bad luck with alternate selves. Parallel-Me, you’re not a homicidal maniac, are you? Because that would be typical luck for today.”
Great, I’m surrounded by a hundred Harrys! If it were clones of me I’d say that sounds like a pretty sweet fantasy, but this is a nightmare!
CHICAGO WON’T SURVIVE THE DAY
Don’t worry. I know how to solve this. I just need two strips of orange peal, a bowl of porn star pubes and glue.
Or I can just use fire.










