a real goblin

kel / 22 / nonb / they•them frogs are cool

[mrbeniciodeltoro]

Benicio del Toro arriving at the ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ New York Premiere, May 19, 1998

[nubbsgalore]

a newly discovered species of spider - the jotus remus, a jumping spider about the size of an apple seed found in australia - has an unusual ‘hard to get’ courtship ritual. when courting a female, the male hides on the underside of a leaf occupied by a female, and uses the heart shaped paddle on its leg to get her attention.

jumping spiders are known for their elaborate courtships, but no other jumping spider has ever been seen to display this kind of ‘peekaboo’ behaviour, nor is any other spider known to have these paddles (or remus in latin) on any of their legs.  (video)

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[biselfesteem]

cutthroat kitchen

alton: we’re making tacos today

3 chefs: i didn’t grab tortillas!!!!!

chef 4: im italian and my family never ate tortillas so im wrapping it in lasagna noodles and instead of salsa im using tomato sauce with garlic

[xcalli0pe]

Commissions are open! I now have a link on my blog. <3 http://xcalli0pe.tumblr.com/commissions

[unclefather]

[gts-lab]

Guys…that awesome “Cosplay” of number 18 is, in fact, a true Animatronic. Build up for a scientific exhibition in a Japanese Mall, the Animatronic has sensors that capture movements, so it can follow you with her eyes.

[laughterbynight]

CAUSE THAT’S NOT CREEPY AT ALL

[silver-tongues-blog]

Oh yeah let’s just build the android that killed all earth. That’s a good idea.

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[goblnn]

The Forest was bad The Boy was decent

[goblnn]

i have a really bad habit of shutting people down who call me their friend when i barely speak to them but on the other hand being unapproachable is so much simpler cause everyone whos gotten close has fucked me and left me tasting copper when i hear their name

[onk481-deactivated20170706]

ごめんねクリリン。。。

[goblnn]

jw whats wrong with nat dormers mouth lol

[deathandmysticism]

Alchemic engraving with a red deer and unicorn, Theosophie & Alchemie, 1678

[paarandisen]

the inquisition needs some elfroot

Cullen: let’s LAY SIEGE to a TOWN and STARVE THEM for THREE DAYS

Leliana: let’s ASSASSINATE THE KING and PLANT A DECOY

Josephine: let’s BLACKMAIL THREE OFFICIALS and DESTROY A MARRIAGE

[fuckvarric-blog]

where is the lie tho

[steelplatedhearts]

the only acceptable white dude casting for dr. strange is will arnett, and that’s only if he plays it like gob bluth as dr. strange and the movie’s theme song is the final countdown

[steelplatedhearts]

“I don’t have time for your tricks, Strange.”

“ILLUSIONS, Director Fury. You don’t have time for my ILLUSIONS.”

[b-dangerous]

[gifsboom]

Monkey Steals Food from Sloth. [video]

[Judith]

[pazzojinn]

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