starseed

23 || minneapolis leo ♌ instagram: @r3ality_aintr3al Snapchat: the_epiphany

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[gangueiro]

[fvckpvssy]

dr. fvckpvssy

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[idonthaveatmblr-deactivated2020]

I want an angel that loves sucking my dick

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[wordsofdiana]

Teenage Normal Ninja Turtle

[razenix]

what if tho

[razenix]

it back

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Wholesome.

[peppervl]

They went to the pumpkin patch this year too.

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

if i never post anything else on tumblr, i’ll be stoked to know that this was my last post.

[fandomhell97]

😭❤ so sweet!

[iaintgotnohoes]

I'm not insane I'm just crazy

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[blkbutterfly816]

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

[candiikismet]

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

[drinkpisspissblood]

Not to be boring and ruin the fun but there’s like 5 different types of martial arts in the olympics………

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[symmetrical-twin]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.” This person speaks to my soul.

[weewildelass]

COSPLAY

[cryptidcuriosity]

But, imagine someone threatening your friends/the one you love, and you turn into a lion or something, so the person threatening them knows it’s you and when you see them again they’ll just be like “OH SHIT.”

[whateverdrippy]

No downsides I’m here for it, also people would technically know it’s you….if they know you already

[thathighguy]

Sounds like a win/win scenario!!!

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[respectfulmemes]

[hex-hop]

[jellhound]

[lividlovers]

Lmfaooo wholesome post

[porterr-robinson]

[cwunch]

♡

[squishyscribbler]

Weapons of mass destruction

[orchidvioletindigo]

Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one

[spartanlocke]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[demigodxtonio]