Chaotic Phoenix

she/they,drinking the gender fluid• 29 •American unfortunately • Gryffindor • Aries ♈•B-day: March 23•bi• INFJ Advocate• pagan Profile image is the symbol of chaos

[fandomhell97]

Okay so thanks to the @need-him-pregnant-poll I guess I made a bet that if Stanford Pines wins, I'll write just about any request to get him pregnant. Well except Billford smut, sorry they're toxic exes and Ford is racing to Planned Parenthood in those fics if requested. Also no stancest. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that but nothing surprises me anymore.

Other than that I can't really think of anything I won't attempt to write for Ford, but if something comes up I will edit this in the future.

With that out of the way, the ask box is open! Let's get that hot old man pregnant!

Current # of fics in the works: 4

[sr-pelo]

Pelo, are you aware that the finale of the amazing digital circus was leaked?

[intj-confessions]

Tread here.

[toothsalad]

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

[kayiiin]

Let’s aura farming

[kayiiin]

Under public demand, here's your aura farm Stanley, but I think he had a strong aura on the previous one too. So instead of aura, he's just showing his charms here.

[ilfascinodelvago]

[voluptama]

butt types

© Viktor Hertz

[lynati]

[memento-mariii]

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[guinueosk5]

Hug me

[fandomhell97]

Stan was always the protector until he couldn't be anymore 😭😭😭

[guinueosk5]

Hug me

[fatpunk]

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

[fatpunk]

FOUND IT

[fatpunk]

it's that time of the year again folks

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 67

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Julian Devorak (The Arcana)

Richard “Dick” Grayson (DC)

Voting ended onApr 19

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"He Needs to get pregnant. He's so pathetic, but he's also very passionate about the things he loves. I think it would also fix some of the many issues he has."

[Dick]

"Just look at him and tell me you don't want to get him preggo."

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Pregnant Dick Grayson absolutely!!!

(but none of his brothers should babysit…ever…)

[boopjuice]

Dick Grayson has so much Eldest Daughter Syndrome that I am personally astounded at how well adjusted he is (compared to, y'know, everyone else). He's been carrying the emotional load of the entire Bat family for years because otherwise everyone else would go insane. Get this man pregnant so he can a) Finally have a Justifiable Reason to stop carrying everyone else's emotions, b) actually take care of himself (decorate his apartment, learn how to cook a couple meals that aren't instant mac'n'cheese, etc.), and c) so that when the baby comes he can find a deeper meaning to caring for someone than just "I have to do this because everything will fall apart otherwise." Let this man care for a child because he loves them and they are his and they depend on him, not because they refuse to figure their own shit out. I think it would heal him.

(also, none of this is mentioning how in at least one version of canon he already has a daughter with Starfire named Mar'i and he's a great dad. You cannot convince me that, if it were at all possible, he would have carried her for Starfire. Let this man give his daughter a younger sibling, I am begging you)

[fandomhell97]

Please vote for Julian, my friend literally made me an mpreg comic of him and my oc that is god tier

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 67

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Julian Devorak (The Arcana)

Richard “Dick” Grayson (DC)

Voting ended onApr 19

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"He Needs to get pregnant. He's so pathetic, but he's also very passionate about the things he loves. I think it would also fix some of the many issues he has."

[Dick]

"Just look at him and tell me you don't want to get him preggo."

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Pregnant Dick Grayson absolutely!!!

(but none of his brothers should babysit…ever…)

[boopjuice]

Dick Grayson has so much Eldest Daughter Syndrome that I am personally astounded at how well adjusted he is (compared to, y'know, everyone else). He's been carrying the emotional load of the entire Bat family for years because otherwise everyone else would go insane. Get this man pregnant so he can a) Finally have a Justifiable Reason to stop carrying everyone else's emotions, b) actually take care of himself (decorate his apartment, learn how to cook a couple meals that aren't instant mac'n'cheese, etc.), and c) so that when the baby comes he can find a deeper meaning to caring for someone than just "I have to do this because everything will fall apart otherwise." Let this man care for a child because he loves them and they are his and they depend on him, not because they refuse to figure their own shit out. I think it would heal him.

(also, none of this is mentioning how in at least one version of canon he already has a daughter with Starfire named Mar'i and he's a great dad. You cannot convince me that, if it were at all possible, he would have carried her for Starfire. Let this man give his daughter a younger sibling, I am begging you)

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[moniquill]

[traycakes]

It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

[apocalypse-angel]

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

[amuseoffyre]

Likewise, the new all-star audio books featuring people like Keira Knightley, Riz Ahmed, Michelle Gomez, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and more, only seem to have happened because Stephen Fry - who did all the original audio books - said he thought she radicalised and "was a lost cause" (x)

[steakandcheeeese]

I also wan't to stress how important it is you TELL people IRL why you will not be watching the show. Especially if they know you were a HP fan in the past. I literally had the conversation around the lunchroom table the other day and just said 'Yeah I don't fuck with Harry Potter any more', and that was enough to pique someone's interest, which started a conversation, and within two minutes three people who had no idea about any of this were educated and also were put off continuing to engage with anything HP related, one of whom was like me and previously a big fan for whom the original movies were the top of her comfort watch list.

Don't under estimate the people around you's ability to help make this tank. Getting the normies and less online involved is crucial to ensuring this is more broadly known in general society and not just something people of certain corners of the internet are aware of.

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]

[swimmingblue]

So it's ok as long as it's targeted to guys? Like, there's SO MUCH sexy stuff targeted to dudes, it's outrageous. But as soon as there's popular smutty things targeted towards women, it's horrible.

It's just like how a lot of people (especially men) denigrate romance novels. B/c for men, romance novels are dangerous. They give women control and agency - the woman is the main character, the woman has control. She might pick between several suitors, or throw over a man who's treated her badly. The man isn't in charge.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 4

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Jason Peter Todd (DC)

Voting ended onMar 31

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Jason]

"He has so much daddy and mommy issues that he deserves to pass them on to the next generation."

"I just think he deserves it!!"

Jason Todd propaganda from last season

[fruitcakebro]

*Cracks knuckles*

I've built a community off Jason Mpreg. Let's see if I can skew the polls.

[prettiestprincie]

Stanley Pines so his pregnancy can be another mystery of the mystery shack and therefore earn him the guap. Vote Stanley Pines and you vote for the guap amen

[sparklylovegiver]

Get Stan pregnant please guys

[fandomhell97]

Get that old man pregnant, please

[fandomhell97]

I will legit make art of pregnant Stan if he wins btw. I did it with Ford

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 4

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Jason Peter Todd (DC)

Voting ended onMar 31

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Jason]

"He has so much daddy and mommy issues that he deserves to pass them on to the next generation."

"I just think he deserves it!!"

Jason Todd propaganda from last season

[fruitcakebro]

*Cracks knuckles*

I've built a community off Jason Mpreg. Let's see if I can skew the polls.

[prettiestprincie]

Stanley Pines so his pregnancy can be another mystery of the mystery shack and therefore earn him the guap. Vote Stanley Pines and you vote for the guap amen

[sparklylovegiver]

Get Stan pregnant please guys

[fandomhell97]

Get that old man pregnant, please