Napoleon Bonaparte

[therealaaronburr1836]

Why are you a vampire?

@iam-not-short

Not a vampire, a Strigoi.

And… I am not sure. I think it is due to the way that I died.

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[iam-not-short]

Same thing.

At least you don't have constant stomach problems

[therealaaronburr1836]

what if i lowkey just become emperor of france even though you lowkey just killed hamilton 😳😳😳

— not napoleon bonaparte

France does need a new emperor.. Isn’t the country leaderless right now? Anyways, go ahead, I cannot control what you do..

What does me killing Hamilton have to do with this?

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[iam-not-short]

Ahhh! There are multiple mes!

[passionedeperdrix]

Dearest marshal davout, I have been troubled with the unbelievable amount of people mistaking me as the emperor yesterday, when I was supposedly to be you (*ahem* not literally you, just a cosplay of you.)

Do you have any advice on how to be more regonized as— well— you? Personality, style, overall traits?

— so called "Davout with an alpaca." (Anon talked regarding me to your aide.)

...I hate to say it but, are you bald enough? As much as I would not be offended being mistaken for Bonaparte, you certainly must be lacking something quite essential.

Is it the glasses? I know I do not wear them much, but it does help.

I have to admit it surprises me greatly that I, not looking remotely close to Napoleon, could be mistaken for him.

[iam-not-short]

It's probably because both of us have receding hairlines.

[passionedeperdrix]

With all due (self) respect, I am still bald-er than you.

[iam-not-short]

Yeah, Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning.

[iam-not-short]

I miss Josephine

She's dead and I'm stuck on this stupid island.

[troboi1806]

I'm sorry to hear that, my Emperor. Would you like me to smuggle you out of the island?

[iam-not-short]

yea

[troboi1806]

Anyone who can see this post, aides of III Corps need your help! Ghost of Duke of Brunswick has trapped us in a game that came out in his childhood and he won't release us until we complete it!

...It doesn't look like a bad game at all, Trobriand. I don't see why you are frightened.

You are the youngest one here, d'Houdetot, how can you deal with older generation games?!

Kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak kak

(Why did you take a photo of your screen instead of taking a screenshot like a real gamer?)

Because it's so old-gen it doesn't even have screenshot capabilities!

Kak kak kak

(Uh huh, sure.)

Well, we're gonna get out of this one way or another. Just don't breakdown when your Zoomer mind cannot comprehend older masterpieces.

What's a "Zoomer"?

[iam-not-short]

Loser

[passionedeperdrix]

Is it true you got hit by a cannonball and later on got your dying horse rolling over you

Sigh, yes, unfortunately true.

A shame I did not have Oudinot around so he took one for the team as per usual.

[iam-not-short]

Is this actually true?!

(MOD: Mod, pls tell me it's true. I want to be able to bring my count of "historical figures I've had a crush on who've had a horse fall on them" up to 2)

[passionedeperdrix]

Dearest marshal davout, I have been troubled with the unbelievable amount of people mistaking me as the emperor yesterday, when I was supposedly to be you (*ahem* not literally you, just a cosplay of you.)

Do you have any advice on how to be more regonized as— well— you? Personality, style, overall traits?

— so called "Davout with an alpaca." (Anon talked regarding me to your aide.)

...I hate to say it but, are you bald enough? As much as I would not be offended being mistaken for Bonaparte, you certainly must be lacking something quite essential.

Is it the glasses? I know I do not wear them much, but it does help.

I have to admit it surprises me greatly that I, not looking remotely close to Napoleon, could be mistaken for him.

[iam-not-short]

It's probably because both of us have receding hairlines.

[therealaaronburr1836]

Jefferson’s funeral is starting. May all who wish to attend- please join me.

If you have anything to say, or any last words to give to him, that would be lovely.

I miss him dearly..

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[madisonjr1836]

Oh shit- on my way- I am so so sorry Aaron- I will be there asap.

[therealaaronburr1836]

MADISON COME QUICK- HE HAS BEEN BURIED ALIVE.

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[iam-not-short]

What the fuck?

[zeebestblogeverrr]

Vive L'empereur! Am I right, lads?

(Definitely not @iam-not-short )

You are right lad

[iam-not-short]

I know

[iam-not-short]

I miss Josephine

She's dead and I'm stuck on this stupid island.

[ask-your-general-lee]

Attention, folks, friends, family.

Charles Lee has died, on this very day. Unfortunately of mercury poisoning.. We are not sure how it happened but it did so...

Please send your condolences, we believe @your-very-own-seabury and @therealaaronburr1836 were quite close to him

@starbrella and @smallbeans-world interacted quite often and well...

We hope he rests in peace

The funeral will be 0:00 (random timezone)

It happened during the night so there were no one accompanying him but his dogs

His last words were, "Spado, don't leave the room, please. C'mere pup"

...

[iam-not-short]

Damn

[therealaaronburr1836]

I never lost my husband.

He just teamed up with the Duke of Wellington to imprison me on this stupid island.

‐ Napoleon Bonaparte

(Napoléone di Buonaparté)

((Should I make an askblog for him?))

Well, lucky you. 🫩

-A.Burr

[iam-not-short]

Moterfucker

[therealaaronburr1836]

I never lost my husband.

He just teamed up with the Duke of Wellington to imprison me on this stupid island.

‐ Napoleon Bonaparte

(Napoléone di Buonaparté)

((Should I make an askblog for him?))

Well, lucky you. 🫩

-A.Burr

[iam-not-short]

Hello

I am Napoleon Bonaparte (Napoléone di Buonaparté). I'm the emperor. I like Tsar Alexander and war. I hate being called short and also British people.

I'm 5'7, cis Male, Olive-skined, black hair, blue eyes, Italian, bi

Im makeing this cuz im board on St. Helena.

ooc

@max-napoleon is the mod