Louis-Nicolas Davout

Maréchal de France. 🦢

[passionedeperdrix]

Bonsoir, bonjour, salut, etc.

I am Louis-Nicolas Davout, Maréchal of the French Empire, 1st Prince of Eckmühl and 1st Duke of Auerstaedt.

...As some people may know I am not a fanatic of speaking in public settings, excuse me for that, however I do hope to have good interactions with people here. Except for Bernadotte and some other colleagues.

Be respectful, I will not take offenses lightly, especially in the erotic sense, I have been informed some of you are quite... weird.

L. Davout

it is i… the 3rd horseman of the apocalypse, famine,,,,, (@labellealliance) hiii, pls do expect this blog to be a bit ooc or HEAVY ooc at times… this is for fun ! remember that! as per usual, be nice n respectful, you can send nsfw but be chill. be normal. theres a real person running this shit i will ignore u n publicly execute u if ur a mega weirdo. kisses n hugs

also despite bernavout being like a "fixed" ship, any others are welcome 😛😛 they will be added as tags !

awesome tags:

— #lettres pour le maréchal ; ask box responses

— #mes collègues ; the gang. the besties. ("besties" gulps)

— #mes petits gars préférés ; oudinot, ney, lannes, gudin, etc tag (the ppl he likes basically)

— #how to skin a pig ; bernavout tag

— #i hate russia ; guvout tag (hilarious)

[goobertsnoobert]

the concept of Davout saying this is really humorous to me

[passionedeperdrix]

Type shit.

[kromozombz]

andddd for my next trick i will disappear again!✌️

[passionedeperdrix]

Monsieur le Maréchal, I know it is quite a personal question but... After you were hit by a cannonball in Borodino did you... See something or anything? I understand if you don't want to answer.

I fear my memory fails me dear boy. I do not remember much.

[passionedeperdrix]

Greetings, it is me again.

Ive taken your advices and I've showed up in another event. Lets say many happened.

A man saw me in a crowd of civilians and yelled that I'm a marshal who has been 'captured' by said civilians.

It was pretty funny, honestly..

Safe to say that you were right. Thank you.

Please accept this dark blue alpaca plush as my way saying so.

- so called "davout with an alpaca"

Fantastic news. I hope you have fun next time you attend one of these events.

And don't make me look bad.

[passionedeperdrix]

How are you so bald yet so young?

Genetics.

I do, however, believe I looked very good at 22.

[passionedeperdrix]

Is it true you got hit by a cannonball and later on got your dying horse rolling over you

Sigh, yes, unfortunately true.

A shame I did not have Oudinot around so he took one for the team as per usual.

[iam-not-short]

Is this actually true?!

(MOD: Mod, pls tell me it's true. I want to be able to bring my count of "historical figures I've had a crush on who've had a horse fall on them" up to 2)

[passionedeperdrix]

It is indeed.

(;; HELLO!!! YES IT IS TRUE!!! 😭😭 none of these guys can ever catch a damn break)

[passionedeperdrix]

Dearest marshal davout, I have been troubled with the unbelievable amount of people mistaking me as the emperor yesterday, when I was supposedly to be you (*ahem* not literally you, just a cosplay of you.)

Do you have any advice on how to be more regonized as— well— you? Personality, style, overall traits?

— so called "Davout with an alpaca." (Anon talked regarding me to your aide.)

...I hate to say it but, are you bald enough? As much as I would not be offended being mistaken for Bonaparte, you certainly must be lacking something quite essential.

Is it the glasses? I know I do not wear them much, but it does help.

I have to admit it surprises me greatly that I, not looking remotely close to Napoleon, could be mistaken for him.

[iam-not-short]

It's probably because both of us have receding hairlines.

[passionedeperdrix]

With all due (self) respect, I am still bald-er than you.

[passionedeperdrix]

your descendant is a fucking weirdo and he creeps me out

on the other hand, you're cool, ily <3

I will come back from HELL and drag him back with me, do not worry.

And thanks.

[passionedeperdrix]

Marshal Davout... i feel so maternal when i see ur portraits with ur glasses.... sniffle.... glasses.... sniffle... twin.. i also have glasses... when i have glasses on i feel like you twin....

burp

I do not think you can feel maternal and call me twin at the same time, pick one (1) please.

The sentiment is very much appreciated though.

[passionedeperdrix]

scratches your head with a backscratcher

Thank you, "oomf."

[passionedeperdrix]

Wdym only YOU can hate Murat, eh?? Overprotective much?? Okay... then hes all yours man..

You people just cannot hate him the same way I can.

[passionedeperdrix]

:3

[passionedeperdrix]

I apologize for taking so long responding to letters lately, I have been distracted playing Roblox.

[passionedeperdrix]

fire or what. (only and correct answer is yes.)

[passionedeperdrix]

I apologize for taking so long responding to letters lately, I have been distracted playing Roblox.

[passionedeperdrix]

Soo..? Hows the chocolate coffee?

12/10

[passionedeperdrix]

Thoughts on chocolate coffee? Like coffee, then you mix milk and some hot chocolate, mmm yum yum absolutely delicious you should try it out

Sounds delicious, I might try it myself later today.