Snakey McBites

Hey there! this is my artblog I guess. The occasional gore here and there. *REPOSTING IS PROHIBITED*

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[tiktoksformyfriends]

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[borkthemork]

Another example that humanity never really changed

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

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[goodnightguys]

shrimb.

[shrimp-propaganda]

hi what the fuck does this mean

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[crystal-leopards]

these are still the most hilarious

[bearotonin-international]

In honor of Mother’s Day, let’s hear it for all the supremely excellent mama bears out there

And of course sun bear mamas, who are trying their best

[memewhore]

That took a turn.

[coughloop]

ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!

[bathroomcube]

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[nothorses]

had a short discussion on discord about the ongoing trend of people giving birth in voicechat on discord. something along the lines of "i cant imagine my mother telling me years down the line that i was born in The Best App for Gamers voicechat". and i started making a joke about how i was glad i wasnt born in the generation of people naming their kids after fictional characters.

then i remembered i ended up changing my name to a fictional characters name by my own volition. i completely bamboozled myself trying to make a joke.

people are giving birth on discord???

[nothorses]

anon I need more information. what the fresh hell are you talking about

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[delmondo]

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[celesse]

I am more than ready for spring now please 🌷🌼🌸🌼🌷

[celesse]

Happy birthday to my favorite magical girl 🌸💕