mystery kids

a blog dedicated to paranorman, coraline, gravity falls, psychonauts and other similar fandoms [admin uses it/its]

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Kat: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Raúl: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Dipper: I personally was created in a lab.

Mabel: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Kat, banging on the door: Dipper! Open up!

Dipper: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Raúl: No, they meant-

Mabel: Let him finish.

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Paranorman being shown in cinemas this October in 4K and me not being able to go is a fucking joke honestly

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Lgbtz

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Norman, Dipper, and Coraline are sitting on a bench

Raz: Why do you guys look so sad?

Norman: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Raz sits down*

Dipper: The bench is freshly painted.

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Dipper: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Norman: What did you do?

Dipper: Nobody died.

Norman: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Norman: Nothing in life is free.

Mabel: Love is free!

Raz: Adventure is free.

Dipper: Knowledge is free.

Coraline: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Listening to creep by radiohead while being ignored is such a Dipper Pines and Coraline Jones moment

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none of these boys are straight.

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I can't believe Laika created Norman Babcock from Paranorman just for me /j

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I am an autistic Raz Aquato believer before I am human

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Tfw you watch Paranorman 3+ times in a row

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Raz is just so... dude. You know? He is a dude guy fr

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[The group is a dungeon cell that was just hit by an earthquake during a campaign]

Norman: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

Dipper: You're in a prison cell :)

Coraline: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Dipper: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Raz: I got a 1!

Dipper: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

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Norman: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Dipper: Put spaghetti in it.

Norman: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Coraline: Put spaghetti in it.

Norman: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Raz: Put spaghetti in it.

Norman: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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I cannot believe anybody could ever hate him :(

He's so harmless. He never wants to upset or hurt people, and he does everything he can to protect people, even the people who made his life hell on earth. He's so sweet, I just wanna cry at the thought of him ever feeling bad about himself.