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[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[iamchris993-blog]

Still one of my favorites #vscocam #comicon2014 #KxN

[iamchris993-blog]

things I want to tell the signs

aries: you were my favorite, once upon a time. but you didn’t care, you never did. you don’t care about anything anymore — you’ve become so bitter that you can’t even see anything beyond the darkness you’ve created. let your eyes open, aries. the world is not perfect, but I swear there is light in it as long as you look for it.

taurus: I admire you so much. you’ve always been so determined with your eyes set on the stars and your feet planted on the ground, and the amount of motivation you have could move mountains and power cities. but you need to understand that not everyone is like that — not everyone is made of steel instead of bone. don’t look down on those you find unworthy, or you’ll find yourself alone in the kingdom you created.

gemini: you fascinate me. there’s something about you that makes everyone open up, and you have a way of putting people at ease that I’ve never seen in anyone else I’ve met. just being around you makes people feel special, and it’s a rare talent to have. but you can’t just throw away a friend and pick up another whenever you get bored, switching whenever you like — we are not toys. eventually, they will get tired of your games, and they will not return to you. your charm is not unlimited, and you should not take advantage of it. no one wants to be the doll sitting on the shelf, just waiting for you to pick them up again.

cancer: I don’t really understand you. you and I are so different, in almost every way, but I understand this — you try to protect yourself from the world, almost too much sometimes. I know that you’re just trying to shield yourself from the pain, but your armor is more effective than you think. nothing can reach you — not joy, not love, not despair. you are unmoved by the world, cancer, and this is not you. I know it isn’t. there is so much more to you, but to prove it, you have to show it, even to yourself. don’t be afraid to let yourself go. I promise, you will be okay. you and I might not be as different as we expect.

leo: you’re much more compassionate than people give you credit for. you’re the first to stand up for a friend, even if it might make you look stupid, and the first to rush in with a hug and a smile when they succeed. but your stereotype of being self-centred isn’t completely baseless. sometimes, I just want you to listen, and do exactly that. just listen and try to understand. don’t make it about you, don’t try to compare it to one of your experiences, don’t dismiss it like it’s nothing. you do have a habit of doing that sometimes. every one of your flaws is endearing, but you aren’t perfect. sometimes, other people want their time in the spotlight as well.

virgo: you’re the most helpful person I know. there’s never been a time where you’ve refused someone’s plea for aid, even when it meant you had to go out of the way to do it. but I know that in your mind, you’re analyzing them down to their smallest flaw. there are too many times where you judged too quickly, criticized too harshly, and maybe they don’t affect you, but we don’t have skin made of iron. you have to slow down, soften, remember that everyone is only human and that yes, you are too. be lenient with everyone, including yourself. despite everything, everyone needs someone like you.

libra: it’s so hard not to love you, libra. it’s so hard, because your aura of warmth and happiness is just irresistible, but it’s also so so difficult to love you. I know you value love like nothing else, but it’s not fair of you to give yourself to the person that shows you the most affection, only to take it all away the next day. it’s so selfish of you to play around with their hearts. I know all you want is someone to treat you like their princess, but you’re hurting everyone around you. and yourself, as well. please stop. you need to learn to live independently, not rely on whoever comes your way next.

scorpio: life isn’t perfect, and I know that you know that as well as I do. but it’s not all or nothing, scorpio. you can’t pretend that nothing’s wrong and that you’re as happy as can be one day, and then break down and lash out at everyone the next. it all takes balance. treat yourself gently, know that you’re more precious than people have ever shown you, and make sure that you’re okay — not for others, but for yourself. let yourself be sad, and let yourself be happy, but don’t take anything out on others. and I swear to you that one day, someone will come along that loves you as hard as you love other people.

sagittarius: why do you feel the need to isolate yourself? you put out the image that you’re constantly moving, searching for the next big thing, but I know that deep inside, it isn’t what you truly want. please don’t hide your emotions — they aren’t a vulnerability. and stop pretending as if you don’t care about anything. you care, care so much more than anyone, that I think it scares you. you are not heartless, sagittarius, and I know that all too well. I understand that you think it’s dangerous to place your trust in someone, and maybe it is. but it will be worth it, I can promise you that. stop driving away all the people that just want to help you — you’re killing the only lifelines you have, the only ones keeping you from drifting away. the sad truth is, you can’t get through all through the adventure that is life all alone.

capricorn: you're so incredibly steadfast in everything you do, and it's amazing to me. you never compromise your opinions or your beliefs for something else, and you've always stood by your friends when others might have been long gone. but sometimes, you need to learn the difference between being determined and being uselessly stubborn. accept when you're wrong, and grow. your determination is outstanding, but a brick wall can move nowhere.

aquarius: you’re so so cold. you freeze out all the people that dare to stay next to you, and it’s not fair to them. it’s not fair to you, either. you deserve someone that tries to understand and care for you, as much as you refuse to think so, and hurting the ones that love you is so sad to watch. you are deserving of love, aquarius, and I want you to know that. but you have to accept the love that people are trying to offer you. trust that you are worthy of it, and don’t push them away. you would be surprised to see how much brighter the world looks with someone by your side.

pisces: you are the best person I have ever met in my entire life. you care so deeply, feel so deeply, that I think it might be killing you. but still, you don’t seem to mind. your entire being is so self-sacrificing that it makes me want to cry — and I never cry. sometimes I just wish you would scream, punch walls, say things that you don’t mean, so that I know that you can stand up for yourself. but it’s so easy for other people to take advantage of you, and I’m so angry at the people that do. stop apologizing for things that weren’t your fault. you deserve the entire universe, and don’t you dare for a second believe that you don’t.

[iamchris993-blog]

Light + Shadow

General positive and negative characteristics; combine sun and moon together.

Aries Light: Leader, courageous, willing, forthright, friendly, protective, determined, easy-going, fun, witty

Aries Shadow: Physical anger, bully, immature, impulsive actions, cocky, instigator

Taurus Light: reliable, sensual, loyal, artistic, loving, patient, calm and collected, amusing

Taurus Shadow: Resentful, possessive, self-indulgent, inflexible, lazy, blunt, rude

Gemini Light: Approachable, adaptable, humorous, intellectual, enthusiastic, experimental, multi-talented

Gemini Shadow: Mood swings, imitating, anxious, unpredictable, know-it-all, misunderstanding, conflicting thoughts

Cancer Light: Appreciative, empathetic, honest, devoted, responsible, imaginative, trustworthy, tolerant

Cancer Shadow: Defensive, passive-aggressive, argumentative, Clings to the past, non-forgiving, insecure, moody

Leo Light: Alluring, encouraging, confident, friendly, passionate, spontaneous, generous, faithful, influential

Leo Shadow: Stubborn, dramatic, abortive, verbally-aggressive, competitive, manipulative

Virgo Light: Intelligent, helpful, wise, accurate, careful, helpful, enticing, well-spoken

Virgo Shadow: Selfish, analytical, judgmental, twists-words, too cautious, controlling, reserved, restless

Libra Light: Idealistic, clever, optimistic, fair, loving, relaxed, self-assured, understanding, easy-going, placid

Libra Shadow: Shallow, unreliable, sensitive, ambiguous, clingy, gossipy, critical

Scorpio Light: Strong-willed, intuitive, focused, observant, driven, fervid, un-conceited, independent, committed

Scorpio Shadow: Uncompromising, obsessive, moody, secretive, scheming, distant

Sagittarius Light: Knowledgeable, forgiving, light-hearted, comical, direct, versatile, philosophical, curious, casual

Sagittarius Shadow: Wise-guy, nosy, careless, inconsiderate of feelings, inconsistent, candid

Capricorn Light: Responsible, sense of humor, ambitious, logical, smart, dependable, eloquent, calm temperament

Capricorn Shadow: Facetious, overly dry-humored, forceful, detached, unemotional, worrisome, perfectionist

Aquarius Light: Original, dexterous, quick-witted, charismatic, exciting, motivating

Aquarius Shadow: Obstinate, dominating, rebellious, naive, standoffish, uncaring, reckless

Pisces Light: Thought-provoking, artistic, dreamer, inventive, compassionate, sympathetic

Pisces Shadow: Overly sensitive, self-pitying, escapist, swishy-swashy, lazy

[wnq-writers]

I can’t speak my mind. But I can write it well enough.

aashidhaniya  (via wnq-writers)

[poems-and-words]

[iamchris993-blog]

Seems just about right