I am DarkHedgehog

AO3: DarkHedgehog, bsky: iamdarkhedgehog, mind the tags, GO, ineffable inferno, OFMD, edizzy

[nadsdraws]

Found in my wips while cleaning out my folders. Not technically finished but it's not going to be so might as well post it.

Say hello to prettiest princess Ed 🥺

[iamdarkhedgehog]

For @rareomens month - prompt Crowley/Lucifer

The Devil's Deal [E]

Crowley has worked at Femboy Hooters for a couple of years now, putting as much money on the side as he could for his top surgery, before he can finally leave this hellish job behind. He only needs a couple of grands more to fulfil his goal when unexpectedly Luke, his sleazy manager, makes him an offer he cannot refuse. Not to mention this new handsome stranger who suddenly starts frequenting his diner.

Words: 13k

Chapters: 5/6

Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley/Lucifer

Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Tags: Human AU, Trans Crowley, afab Crowley, pre-transitioned Crowley, binders, Top Surgery Transitioning, not technically a sex worker au but Crowley does trade sex for money, femboy hooter Crowley, Rich Aziraphale, BAMF Aziraphale, Lucifer is Crowley's boss, Boss/Employee Relationship, Unrequited Crowley/Lucifer, Lucifer is obsessed with Crowley, Aziraphale has a sex-toy shopand is a sweetheart, Age Difference, Survivor Guilt, Dubious Consent, they're switches, Strap-Ons, Strokers, Gender Dysphoria, Misgendering, Forced Feminization, Degradation, Sex Work, Blowjobs, Fingering, Voyeurism, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Chapter 5 posted!

Crowley reaches for the sky only to fall even deeper down

Only epilogue left now

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Chapter 6 is posted

The fic is now complete!

Crowley is struggling with everything that has happened but there's a light at the end of every tunnel.

[iamdarkhedgehog]

For @rareomens month - prompt Crowley/Lucifer

The Devil's Deal [E]

Crowley has worked at Femboy Hooters for a couple of years now, putting as much money on the side as he could for his top surgery, before he can finally leave this hellish job behind. He only needs a couple of grands more to fulfil his goal when unexpectedly Luke, his sleazy manager, makes him an offer he cannot refuse. Not to mention this new handsome stranger who suddenly starts frequenting his diner.

Words: 13k

Chapters: 5/6

Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley/Lucifer

Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Tags: Human AU, Trans Crowley, afab Crowley, pre-transitioned Crowley, binders, Top Surgery Transitioning, not technically a sex worker au but Crowley does trade sex for money, femboy hooter Crowley, Rich Aziraphale, BAMF Aziraphale, Lucifer is Crowley's boss, Boss/Employee Relationship, Unrequited Crowley/Lucifer, Lucifer is obsessed with Crowley, Aziraphale has a sex-toy shopand is a sweetheart, Age Difference, Survivor Guilt, Dubious Consent, they're switches, Strap-Ons, Strokers, Gender Dysphoria, Misgendering, Forced Feminization, Degradation, Sex Work, Blowjobs, Fingering, Voyeurism, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Chapter 5 posted!

Crowley reaches for the sky only to fall even deeper down

Only epilogue left now

[iamdarkhedgehog]

For @rareomens month - prompt Crowley/Lucifer

The Devil's Deal [E]

Crowley has worked at Femboy Hooters for a couple of years now, putting as much money on the side as he could for his top surgery, before he can finally leave this hellish job behind. He only needs a couple of grands more to fulfil his goal when unexpectedly Luke, his sleazy manager, makes him an offer he cannot refuse. Not to mention this new handsome stranger who suddenly starts frequenting his diner.

Words: 7.3k

Chapters: 3/6

Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley/Lucifer

Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Tags: Human AU, Trans Crowley, afab Crowley, pre-transitioned Crowley, binders, Top Surgery Transitioning, not technically a sex worker au but Crowley does trade sex for money, femboy hooter Crowley, Rich Aziraphale, BAMF Aziraphale, Lucifer is Crowley's boss, Boss/Employee Relationship, Unrequited Crowley/Lucifer, Lucifer is obsessed with Crowley, Aziraphale has a sex-toy shopand is a sweetheart, Age Difference, Survivor Guilt, Dubious Consent, they're switches, Strap-Ons, Strokers, Gender Dysphoria, Misgendering, Forced Feminization, Degradation, Sex Work, Blowjobs, Fingering, Voyeurism, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

[iamdarkhedgehog]

For @rareomens month - prompt Crowley/Lucifer

The Devil's Deal [E]

Crowley has worked at Femboy Hooters for a couple of years now, putting as much money on the side as he could for his top surgery, before he can finally leave this hellish job behind. He only needs a couple of grands more to fulfil his goal when unexpectedly Luke, his sleazy manager, makes him an offer he cannot refuse. Not to mention this new handsome stranger who suddenly starts frequenting his diner.

Words: 13k

Chapters: 5/6

Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley/Lucifer

Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Tags: Human AU, Trans Crowley, afab Crowley, pre-transitioned Crowley, binders, Top Surgery Transitioning, not technically a sex worker au but Crowley does trade sex for money, femboy hooter Crowley, Rich Aziraphale, BAMF Aziraphale, Lucifer is Crowley's boss, Boss/Employee Relationship, Unrequited Crowley/Lucifer, Lucifer is obsessed with Crowley, Aziraphale has a sex-toy shopand is a sweetheart, Age Difference, Survivor Guilt, Dubious Consent, they're switches, Strap-Ons, Strokers, Gender Dysphoria, Misgendering, Forced Feminization, Degradation, Sex Work, Blowjobs, Fingering, Voyeurism, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

[iamdarkhedgehog]

For Day 5 of HornigoldWeek (over on Twitter) : Puppetmaster

Of Monsters and Men [E]

Izzy would follow Edward anywhere. When the boy suggests sneaking in to watch Hornigold having fun in his cabin at night, Izzy reluctantly agrees. Risking getting caught and exposing his closely guarded secret but Izzy would do anything for love.

Little does he know that the affection he's been craving all along might come from an unexpected side...

Words: 9k

Chapter: 4/5

Pairing: Izzy/Hornigold, Izzy/Ed, Ed/Izzy/Hornigold

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Pre-Canon, Sexual Coercion, Extremely Dubious Consent, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Dom/sub, Manipulation, Trans Israel Hands, Virgin Israel Hands, Subtly creepy Hornigold, Daddy Issues, Hornigold loves his broken toys, Power Imbalance, Kissing, Threesome, Orgasm Delay & Control, Overstimulation

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Penultimate chapter!

Ben invites Izzy to his cabin, but what he doesn't expect is for someone else to already be there...

[nadsdraws]

I'm all yours but you're all mine. Let's dance together, You and I. 'Cause I'm not trapped with you, you see. You're the one who's trapped with me

'Cause when I stand, oh all those folks will run And tell the tales of what I've become

They'll speak of me in whispered tones and say my name like it shakes their bones

Cause we'll dance together so close we're sharing breath But now I'm leading, doesn't that just scare you to death?

'Cause I'm all yours, you're all mine

Let's dance together - You and I

From The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace by The Amazing Devil and for Angsty Edizzy Autumn, prompt - Broken Trust

@edizzyevents

[iamdarkhedgehog]

This is going to hurt

Rating: M

Words: 1k

Pairing: Ed/Izzy, Hornigold/Izzy (sort of)

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Threats of Rape/Non-Con, Creepy Hornigold, Murder Blood, Violence, The tags make it sounds worse than it is, Mutiny, Israel Hands-centric, POV Israel Hands

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Late but not yet over - reblogging for Angsty Edizzy Autumn, day 1 - Mutiny

@edizzyevents

[iamdarkhedgehog]

This is going to hurt

Rating: M

Words: 1k

Pairing: Ed/Izzy, Hornigold/Izzy (sort of)

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Threats of Rape/Non-Con, Creepy Hornigold, Murder Blood, Violence, The tags make it sounds worse than it is, Mutiny, Israel Hands-centric, POV Israel Hands

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Late but not yet over - reblogging for Angsty Edizzy Autumn, day 1 - Mutiny

@edizzyevents

[iamdarkhedgehog]

For Day 5 of HornigoldWeek (over on Twitter) : Puppetmaster

Of Monsters and Men [E]

Izzy would follow Edward anywhere. When the boy suggests sneaking in to watch Hornigold having fun in his cabin at night, Izzy reluctantly agrees. Risking getting caught and exposing his closely guarded secret but Izzy would do anything for love.

Little does he know that the affection he's been craving all along might come from an unexpected side...

Words: 6.3k

Chapter: 3/4

Pairing: Izzy/Hornigold, Izzy/Ed

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Pre-Canon, Sexual Coercion, Extremely Dubious Consent, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Dom/sub, Manipulation, Trans Israel Hands, Virgin Israel Hands, Subtly creepy Hornigold, Daddy Issues, Hornigold loves his broken toys, Power Imbalance

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Chapter 3 is up!

Neither Izzy nor Edward can sleep at night, they end up cuddling together and Ed takes that chance to ask a few uncomfortable questions...

[iamdarkhedgehog]

For Day 5 of HornigoldWeek (over on Twitter) : Puppetmaster

Of Monsters and Men [E]

Izzy would follow Edward anywhere. When the boy suggests sneaking in to watch Hornigold having fun in his cabin at night, Izzy reluctantly agrees. Risking getting caught and exposing his closely guarded secret but Izzy would do anything for love.

Little does he know that the affection he's been craving all along might come from an unexpected side...

Words: 4.4k

Chapter: 2/4

Pairing: Izzy/Hornigold, Izzy/Ed

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Pre-Canon, Sexual Coercion, Extremely Dubious Consent, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Dom/sub, Manipulation, Trans Israel Hands, Virgin Israel Hands, Subtly creepy Hornigold, Daddy Issues, Hornigold loves his broken toys, Power Imbalance

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Chapter 2 is up!

Ben invites Izzy to his cabin and surprises him once again (and not in the way Izzy expected)

[iamdarkhedgehog]

For Day 5 of HornigoldWeek (over on Twitter) : Puppetmaster

Of Monsters and Men [E]

Izzy would follow Edward anywhere. When the boy suggests sneaking in to watch Hornigold having fun in his cabin at night, Izzy reluctantly agrees. Risking getting caught and exposing his closely guarded secret but Izzy would do anything for love.

Little does he know that the affection he's been craving all along might come from an unexpected side...

Words: 9k

Chapter: 4/5

Pairing: Izzy/Hornigold, Izzy/Ed, Ed/Izzy/Hornigold

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Pre-Canon, Sexual Coercion, Extremely Dubious Consent, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Dom/sub, Manipulation, Trans Israel Hands, Virgin Israel Hands, Subtly creepy Hornigold, Daddy Issues, Hornigold loves his broken toys, Power Imbalance, Kissing, Threesome, Orgasm Delay & Control, Overstimulation

[nadsdraws]

"Iz? You're here"

"I'm here. I'll always be here."

"Always?"

"Always."

[iamdarkhedgehog]

Forget Him

Co-written with slatehertzer

When Aziraphale breaks up with Crowley for the hundredth time, it's as if his whole world had shattered, but there are other people that care for him still and he's about to find out just how much.

A Crowley/Lucifer positive fic

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley/Lucifer (endgame)

Chapters: 6/6 (complete)

Wordcount: 27.7k

Tags: Aziraphale has some growing up to do, Aziraphale also needs to be unhappy for once, Friends With Benefits, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Healthy Crowley/Lucifer, Roommates, Jealousy, Semi-Public Sex, Pining while fucking

[iamdarkhedgehog]

This story is now complete

[nadsdraws]

I saw this promo pic and I've never drawn anything so fast in my life—

[leonskendy]

a mutiny

[favouritefi]

bury me in his grave