Damn, It feels good to be a Taylor.

What a long strange trip it's been in Foreman's basement.

[bob-belcher]

Plot Twist™

[bearie]

an icon.

[de-smol-violinist-deactivated20]

“I don’t care if you die tomorrow, Brittany.”

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

“..but I am jealous you trapped a man.”

[bodyglitter]

me when i hear the keys jingle outside my door and i kno my alone time is up

[eseheatwave]

some of Britney’s best shirts 

[mysharona1987]

[inheroes--wetrust]

[sartorialadventure]

This cartoon from 1959 really got it.

[unclefather]

[memewhore]

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[bluesymoon]

this is the future liberals want

[born-for-fame]

This is exactly what I want.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[snorlaxatives]

how did ariana grande get so obnoxious so fast ??? it’s like she released thank u next and was on top of the world for a hot second and then immediately lost her marbles  

[rolodextra]

i’m not saying she’s right about her tattoo but idk i think if my ex OD’d and tons of people blamed me for it and also someone bombed one of my concerts and 22 people died and i developed PTSD and i spent the last 9+ years under a microscope i’d probably also come off as obnoxious and get a dumb tattoo too

[z0ruas]

☝🏽 that part.

[dormantdemons]

This reminds me a lot of when Brittney shaved her head. Just a little before that point.

[samoforthesocalledavantgarde]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

You hear me?

[anxietyproblem]

[nighthawkes]

Hades: *sitting outside a cafe, enjoying coffee and a newspaper*  Cerberus: *sitting at his feet people-watching*

*A thud against the other side of the window they’re sitting beside makes them both look up*

Persephone, inside the cafe with both palms flat against the window and her face too close to the glass: CAN I PET YOUR DOG? 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[savvyzoe]

What? What am I getting out of this?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

That an education system structured around forcing 17 year olds to make life changing financial decisions isn’t the best idea.