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Flower, 24, INFP, Hufflepuff, Taurus. Drawing, reading, writing. Multi-fandom + anything that makes me laugh (which includes almost everything). This tumblr is a mess, just like me, so I hope you like it, because it's just as weird as I am. The only thing that I can tell you is, beware. You have been warned. Good luck. >:) -F

[hausu]

[earloffabulousness-deactivated2]

this movie was a cinematic masterpiece 

[thespamman24]

This set of phot

[rockhardgeologist]

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[hipster]

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

[toastbutteregg]

[cat-source]

[cinturongazo]

[memewhore]

[saltykingsalty]

Damn what kind of unfinished business does a medieval serf have that couldn't be completed in 1,000 years?

[takaska]

they want to see the fall of the monarchy

[piglii]

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

[piglii]

FOUND IT

[rudegirlculture]

This is hilarious

[kittykichi]

Ladybug answers the Internet. Sort of.

[knightofleo]

[fugottron]

I’ve seen this on my dash so many times and I honestly can’t tell if this is a real animal or just a super realistic puppet

[salamencerobot]

Its a Pallas cat, it’s a real animal, and they really do look like that..I’m convinced they are the inspiration for Fuzzy’s

[thebiscuiteternal]

This cat just told a bad pun.

[tygermama]

I just realized there’s an entire nibble ring around that hole

[sarasa-cat]

Pallas’ Cats (Otocolobus manul) also known as Manul are an absolute treasure. 

Native Habitat:

[posttexasstressdisorder]

They are either:

Fearsomely Goofy

or

Goofily Fearsome.

I can’t decide.

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[tallahasseemp3]

say what you want about reddit but the fact it lets you sort by controversial so you can see people fighting each other is a perfect feature

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

You people keep making "By Talos this can't be happening jokes" as if you think you're gonna be anywhere near as funny as the original post

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

None of you can ever hope to be as funny as this

[17x17x17rubixcube]

By Talos this can’t be happening

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Thesis: My post

Antithesis: This reply

[qoinghost]

diversity win! your friend survived the lab accident and is now something distinctly nonhuman

[minisquip]

[marsup]

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

[toastbutteregg]