Go Rest Bitch I’ll See You Again Soon

Hello and welcome to my blog! My name is Dante, He/Him. This blog is a mess but at least I tag stuff properly. I change my user name a lot but my description never changes so you’ll know who I am. For more information about me https://listography.com/heylocalcryptid passive aggressively uses tumblr* My art blog is: @heylocalcryptid my simblr is: @spicygrilledcheeseandpickles.

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when a post you made that you thought died starts getting posts again

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theirs a bunch of fucking little shits that waited to reblog this and i will hunt every single one of them down

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Moving tumblrs! This one is full of trash I want a fresh clean one for art and writing so here it is! @heylocalcryptid

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hey my cockatiel laid an intact egg on the floor and won’t let me put it in the nesting box what do

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What’s the mood after seeing Infinity War

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Who are you calling? 🤔

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Damn right

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imagine if deadpool got hit by “The Snap” but he regenerates faster than he dissolves so the entire movie he’s just flaking

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Bruh stop putting MCU with this Deadpool

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The payments will be done through paypal.

Contact me on tumblr or through the emtail : [email protected]

Will do:

-any ships

-characters that have animal/cat ears

-bruises, blood.

Won’t:

-take comissions from those that dont have refferences for their characters. ( i wont design your character, sorry.)

-draw gore, NSFW, Mecha, Heavy armor, anything i’m uncomfortable with (dm for details), furries.

Free slots:

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Reblogs appreciated~!!

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This has been in my queue for four months.

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Concept: we take it slow, cherish every moment and smile because we have forever. there’s no reason to rush

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can’t believe i still have to judge people for leaving before the credits of a marvel movie, its been 10 years you should know what’s up by now

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in english, it’s a command and i’m following it

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hey

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op you will lose your liver in 3 days

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Giveaway Time!

To celebrate passing 5500 followers, it’s time for another giveaway!

There will be five winners, separated into 3 tiers! Bronze Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice!

Silver Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice, as well as a custom bath bomb for the DMC! Known as the “Beholder Bomb,” it smells of Blueberry and Pine, and should be a delight!

Gold Tier (1 Winner) will receive a dice set and a D&D 5e book of their choice!

Rules: 

1. Only reblogs will count as entries, and only one entry per day.

2. Must be following this blog.

3. You’ll be contacted by PM once the giveaway ends if you won.

4. Entries will be accepted until April 30th, 2018.

That’s it! Thanks for following the DMC!

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The giveaway ends tomorrow at midnight!

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To the people who reblog from me regularly but don’t really interact:

I notice, and I appreciate you, and hope your day is going well.

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you ever find the perfect song to daydream to and then for the next 10 minutes sit there like

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possession: the surefire way to always have a friend in you- literally!

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marvel: ‘infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history’ 

me:

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It’s true! Especially given a) the technology they had at the time to pull this off, and b) that they had characters from TWO separate companies as opposed to different characters from the same comics publisher.

So yeah, Roger Rabbit wins the ambitious crossover award, hands down. Sorry Marvel.