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~EruRi~ShiZaya~SaruMi~VegasPete~ Current obsession: VegasPete & 4Minutes

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Pete : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Vegas : I think you mean cards. Pete, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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*After Pete running away from safehouse* Vegas : You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me. Pete : But did I make you cry? Vegas : *cries on the spot* Pete : …Shit.

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Vegas : You know, people treat me like a god. Pete : How? Vegas : They ignore my existence unless they need something.

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*Safehouse era* Vegas : Any last words? Pete : Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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Vegas : I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... Pete, nodding : Knife Monopoly. Vegas : I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

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Pete, near tears : I have the sex appeal of a math book! Vegas : Well it's actually true. Whenever I opened math book in school my first thought was always “fuck me”.

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Kinn : Porsche… Porsche : Oh no, 'Porsche' in B flat. Porsche : You're disappointed.

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Chay : You’re a horrible person! Kim : Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

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*Ep14 after credit* Vegas : What’s up? I’m back. Pete : I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Vegas : Death is a social construct.

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Vegas : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Pete : All the time. Vegas : Vegas : Then you should be used to it by now.

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Chay : I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy! Chay : Unless of course, we’re talking about my enemy, Kim. Fuck you Kim, you know what you did! *cries*

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Vegas : Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Kinn : *crouches down* Porsche: *kneels down* Chay : *sits on the floor* Vegas : Vegas : I hate all of you.

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Venice : What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Kim : Take them! Kinn : Punch them in the neck! Macau : Kick their balls! Tankhun : Say thank you! Vegas : Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Pete : … Pete : Give me their name. A murder will be in order.

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I AM SORRY BIBLE, BUT-

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Vegas : I’m a multitasker! Vegas : I can disappoint fifteen people at once. Pete : Pete : Babe….

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Kim, staring lovingly at Chay : I would die for you. Chay, doing his own thing : Then perish.

[moerusai]

Talks shit, gets hit

[unsinkablefae]

24/7 on loop in my brain