Harry Hale

• ✍🏻Writer • 👩🏻‍💻Translator • 🌮Taco lover • 📍🇲🇽 • I’m here, I’m there, I’m everywhere

[iamharryhale]

Eddie: I don’t care if you fucked first, he will kill himself if I leave him.

Eddie: We’re different.

Buck: 😍

[iamharryhale]

Buck: Do you like me?

Buck: Be honest

Eddie: Buck, you were just inside me 5 minutes ago…

Buck: Okay, but I’m asking if you like me.

Eddie: Yes obviously I like you.

Buck: 😍

[iamharryhale]

Svetlana: How is Shane’s head?

Ilya: Best I have ever had.

Svetlana: You are so gross.

Svetlana: I meant because of his concussion.

Ilya: His abilities have not changed.

Svetlana: THE HEAD ON HIS SHOULDERS, ILYA!

Ilya: I meant what I said.

[iamharryhale]

The Brooklyn Girl fic, omg!!!!!!!

I was not expecting an Anora crossover.

I wasn’t expecting it either! In the early stages of the writing process (when it was just an idea and I didn’t know who this person -man or woman- would be) I was rewatching the movie and all of sudden I was like: her. It’s gonna be her, it doesn’t matter if it’s gonna be a crossover, it’s ao3. And Shanora vs crazy girl!ilya (😂) was born.

I hope you enjoyed The Brooklyn Girl. I’m currently working on the second part, but this adult life😩. I’ll post it (hopefully soon) and I hope (if you’re still interested) you like it as well.

Thank you so much for reading and for reaching out! It means a lot to me ❤️

[iamharryhale]

Ilya: Flirt back, god damn it.

Shane: How?

[iamharryhale]

Ilya: Sweetheart, can I…?

Shane: No.

Ilya: 😍

[iamharryhale]

Ilya: You’re boring.

Shane: Then stop holding my hand.

Ilya:

Ilya: No.

[iamharryhale]

*Shane and Ilya arguing in the middle of practice*

Troy: Do you guys realize you do this, like, out loud?

Ilya: Excuse me, I’m talking to my nemesis.

Wyatt: He’s your husband, Roz.

Ilya: That too.

Shane:

[iamharryhale]

Shane: How long are you going to be?

Ilya: 20 minutes.

Shane: I don’t like your tone.

Ilya: I will be home in twenty minutes, моя любов.

[iamharryhale]

Hayden: I hope I don’t wake up.

Ilya: Same.

Shane: Ilya…

Hayden: See you in the next life, I guess.

Ilya: Oh, no. I hope you do not wake up.

Ilya: I am doing fine.

Shane: Ilya!

[defilerwyrm]

To recap, Donnie the bartender

is tall but (probably) not as tall as Dean

has dark hair

doesn’t wear a lot of scruff

is a hot bartender (read: authority over the booze)

Conclusion: Dean’s type

[deathbycoldopen]

Anybody else think of the couple in the bar in 8x23?  Not necessarily as a direct reference, but Dean seems to come to this bar a lot, enough to know the bartender by name and to have a rapport with him.  Kinda like “Rod rides a stool here most days.”

I’m just saying.

[iamharryhale]

Ilya, shaking a magic 8 ball: Does Shane like me?

Magic 8 Ball: Don’t count on it.

Ilya: 😟

Shane, sitting next to Ilya in bed: We’ve been married for 5 years, Ilya. Together for 15.

[iamharryhale]

Ilya: I have never met anyone like you.

Shane: You’re being nice today.

Ilya: I mean it.

Ilya: Is insane how “different” you are.

Ilya: Do not take this the wrong way but I feel like you should have disorder named after you.

Shane:

[iamharryhale]

Ilya: *flirting with Shane*

Shane: *actually flirts back*

Ilya:

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: You’re not going to say anything?

Ilya: I do not know. Did not think I’d get this far.

[iamharryhale]

Ilya: Get naked.

Shane: *folds each piece of clothing that he removes*

Ilya: 😍

[iamharryhale]

Shane: Is it gay to want to kiss another man in the mouth?

Ilya: Not at all, Hollander.

Hayden: What are you talking about?

Hayden: Yes, it is!

Ilya: Shut the fuck up, Pike!

Ilya: Do not fucking ruin this for me.

[iamharryhale]

Shane: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.

Ilya: I’m your husband, Shane.