Ilya: Can you believe some people see Shane and aren’t immediately filled with absolute unconditional love for him? Ilya: They don’t even get the urge to kiss him right there. That’s incomprehensible to me.
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Ilya: Can you believe some people see Shane and aren’t immediately filled with absolute unconditional love for him? Ilya: They don’t even get the urge to kiss him right there. That’s incomprehensible to me.
Shane: Are you still mad? Ilya: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Pike to actually work?
Ilya: Wow, Hollander, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Shane: We literally fucked yesterday. Ilya: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Rose: Dude! What are you doing in my room at 1 in the morning?
Shane, frantically: I need you to teach me how to use emojis.
Shane: Ilya has a good heart. Hayden: Yes, I've noticed you staring at his "good heart".
Shane: I'm worried about you.
Ilya: *dunks Oreo in Vodka* Why?
Ilya: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say! Shane *visibly concerned*: You should say something else
Hayden: Am I right, Rozenov? Ilya: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening