surrender your soul

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Peter: you walk like a cat

Tony, trying to talk like a Gen Z/Alpha: erm what the sigma

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: please don't ever say that again

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Shuri: tits knockers double D's

Peter: fun bags hooters chest puppies

Peter & Shuri: boobs melons jubblies

Tony (while Peter and Shuri are singing in the distance): I think we should perform an exorcism

T'challa, staring in horror: that's the first intelligent thing I've heard you say today

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Tony: what're you watching Pete?

Peter (fully focused on the video and nodding along as if in a lecture):

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Peter: *building a blanket fort*

Loki: *comes in* what the fuck are you doing

Peter: language mr loki >:o

Loki:

Peter:

Loki:

Peter: i'm building a blanket fort do you wanna hel-

Loki: yes now move over spiderling

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*something explodes in the distance*

Peter: mood

Tony: ???

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Peter: *crying*

Tony: *distressed father mode activated* WHAT'S WRONG??1!?!?1?!?!?1?1?1

Peter: I HAD A DREAM WHERE I HAD A PET ECHIDNA NAMED PLATYPUS AND IT DIED!!!!

Tony: why do I even bother

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Steve: okay here you can look at my shield *hands peter the shield*

Peter: oh my gosh thank you mr captain america rogers sir this is so awes-

Shuri: (from across the room) THIS BITCH EMPTY

Peter: YEET *yeets the shield out the window*

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Peter: what happens when a car burns

Tony: what

Peter: it release car-burn (carbon) dioxide

Tony:

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: i'm so funny

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Peter: I'D RATHER TAKE MY WHISKEY NE-

Tony: WhY ARE YOU DRINKING WHISKEY??? YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE!!!!

Peter: I'M NOT TWELVE

Tony: YOU'RE MY ADOPTED SON I THINK I KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE

Peter: I AM NOT- wait what I'm your adopted son?? :0

Tony: lol didn't Pepper tell you

Peter: *on the verge of crying* oh my god Mr Stark Dad Sir this is the best day of my life

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you know how spiders don't have bones right

well

*In class one day*

Peter: *Bends his back over the chair to crack it (as you do)*

Peter: *keeps bending*

Peter: *is now in what would be considered a really awkward position*

Peter: huh

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Peter: You would not believe your arms

Peter: If ten million car alarms

Peter: Blared in the night as you tried to sleep

Tony: What the actual fuck

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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to hide from Hitler because for some reason he was there and this woman let me try to hide up her dress which was kinda weird ngl but then Hitler found me and then for some reason we were in my room, and then it restarted like a video game, and then I became a mermaid and I got my own tank and then I made friends with somebody who I'm pretty sure was evil and also my tank was pretty nice and then I pushed a button and the tank got filled with water and then for some reason it kept filling and it spilt and then I had to run laps around the outside of the building (on a pathway with no railing, and it was like ten stories up rip). And I was also racing this kid from one of my classes and she won because I'm naturally slow as frickle frackle, and then I found these big bird wings at the bottom and it smelt like dead owls which was kinda sad and then yeah that's pretty much it

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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to hide from Hitler because for some reason he was there and this woman let me try to hide up her dress which was kinda weird ngl but then Hitler found me and then for some reason we were in my room, and then it restarted like a video game, and then I became a mermaid and I got my own tank and then I made friends with somebody who I'm pretty sure was evil and also my tank was pretty nice and then I pushed a button and the tank got filled with water and then for some reason it kept filling and it spilt and then I had to run laps around the outside of the building (on a pathway with no railing, and it was like ten stories up rip). And I was also racing this kid from one of my classes and she won because I'm naturally slow as frickle frackle, and then I found these big bird wings at the bottom and it smelt like dead owls which was kinda sad and then yeah that's pretty much it

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I'm trying to do the eye thing with the the water and the camera and so far I have been unsuccessful and have blinded myself with the flash

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okay somebody liked my demon post expect an update by sunday next week

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divine

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I have a school project that has to be done in a few days (I'm making a sword how fun) but I'm currently drawing because draw