Irey

[iamireywest]

Kidnappers: we have your daughter

Jason: I don't have a daughter

Kidnappers:then who's been singing toxic on a loop for 4 hours?

Jason:oh my god they have Lian

Kidnappers: please come get her we can't take it any more

[iamireywest]

Milagro: how do you and Irey usually get out of these messes?

Lian:we don't. We just make a bigger mess taht cancel the first one out.

[iamireywest]

Jon:my head hurts

Damian:it's because of all the stupidity inside

[iamireywest]

Jon: are you asleep?

Damian: yeah

Jon: oh Okay I won't bother you then

*2 hours later*

Jon: wait a fucking second

[iamireywest]

Mar'i: Irey is choking. I need to call 911 but the 9 buton isn't working!

Lian: turn it upside down and use the 6!

Mar'i: genius!

Irey: * stops choking momentarily * what the fuck

[iamireywest]

Jai: *yelling*

Irey: *yelling back*

Mar'i, walking in: what are they yelling about?

Lian: they're blaming each other for eating the last of the snacks.

Mari:of course. Which one did it?

Lian,smiling: me.

[iamireywest]

Irey: Damian, you need to react when people cry.

Damian: I did. I rolled my eyes.