JacobMann

[dirtylittletrix]

Sadly, but it’s mainly because I’m lazy.

[iamjacobmann]

Laziness and Typing don't go hand in hand.

[qtaubrey-blog]

"Ever have those days where everything that could go wrong just does?"

[iamjacobmann]

Yeah.  What happened babe?

[htmlodd]

Yeah…it wasn’t…at all…

[iamjacobmann]

Are you alright hun?

[ballerinamartinxoxo]

Nope, I was applauded for.

[iamjacobmann]

Thats grreat!

[asher-laney]

Sorry man, I just gave her away not that long ago.

[iamjacobmann]

Awe I was to late huh?

[iamjacobmann]

  No no its fine, stay, please

[htmlodd]

Are you sure? I don’t want to interrupt.

[iamjacobmann]

I'm positive dear.  Dont worry about it.

[therougeheart-deactivated201502]

Hmm, maybe we’v-

Wait, Jacob? As in Mann? Jake, it’s me, Sky!

[iamjacobmann]

Sky?  No way!  You look so differn't! In a good way! Wow!

[gateslanding]

Though it doesn’t have to be many people… just you could do.

[iamjacobmann]

Okay, uhm I'll be right over than?

[ballerinamartinxoxo]

It was, but kicking his scrotum made me feel much better. 

[iamjacobmann]

I hope you didn't get in trouble for it.

[gateslanding]

Yes it does. You managed to get cuter.

[iamjacobmann]

Ha, some things never change.

[therougeheart-deactivated201502]

Wanna get something to eat?

[iamjacobmann]

Okay sure

[htmlodd]

I threw a party at my house but woke up at someone else’s. What the actual fuck?

[iamjacobmann]

Oh boy, Davina.  That does not sound good hun.

[asher-laney]

I got myself a new guitar so i’m looking to give my new baby a new home. Anyone looking for one? I really don’t want it just sitting around collecting dust.

[iamjacobmann]

Oh yeah man.  I would love a guitar.

[qtaubrey-blog]

"Hold on just a second— fuck. Yeah, yeah, I’m fine."

[iamjacobmann]

You don't look fine.  Whats up?

[dirtylittletrix]

I swear if autocorrect wasn’t a thing, people would think I was drunk all the time.

[iamjacobmann]

You have that problem to huh?

[iamjacobmann]

Jacobs Family-Task

My family.  What is there to really say about my family?  I grew up in an ordinary house with ordinary parents. Nothing dramatic or overly special went down in my house.  I grew up as an only child, with two loving parents who made sure we got all that we needed.  Unfortunately their business required them to travel a lot, so I often had free run of the house.  It wasn't all bad though.  I was able to have anybody over whenever I wanted which meant more parties, as well as other things.  When they were around, we had some family time.  I think by them being away so often, when they were around, it mad our time together all the more special.

[gateslanding]

So I’m back in town after less than a week of college visits and my mother adopted a dog. A guard dog. A Pitbull. Guess who can’t escape through the window anymore! Also, what’s changed in my absence? Did anyone miss me?

[iamjacobmann]

I guess a lot changes in a week man.