normal girl

beatrix sylvester. 25. has-been model & self proclaimed gamer with more issues than a comic book store. get at me 😘

[dirtylittletrix]

Not sure if anyone from joie still follows this blog, but just know I miss it and I miss everyone who gave me/this shithead the time of day. I hope y’all are doing well!

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ms-spencer-abrams‌:

I forgot how much time and work goes into an Etsy shop. And I apparently picked the perfect time to come back because a lot of people want handmade dresses. Must be wedding season.

Oh well. 6 dresses and 1 suit later, I’m finally coming up for air.

It’s cool that you’re willing to put in the time and effort though. I’d like to think all your customers appreciate the hard work. Prom season is also around the corner so that could be it too.

Are you taking a break or is that all the orders you have to fill right now?

[dirtylittletrix]

franniexfabs‌:

So like… never really thought about it… but what’s the likelihood of a bear being in the woods around a bunch of designer treehouses…? Low? High? Probably low, right? Asking for… me, and Nate. But mostly me. 

Low seems about right, but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t mind seeing a bear around a bunch of designer treehouses. It seems like it’d be an interesting news story depending on how it plays out.

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dannyboyatjoie‌:

Hypothetically, if you were to run into a robot… would it be scarier if it had a buzzsaw or a laser on top of it? Asking for a friend. 

Depends, can the buzzsaw move or is it stationery? If it’s the latter than the laser would probably be scarier.

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joieanthonyswanson‌:

I have to wake up early for a fight but I am way way way too excited for Disney World to even try and sleep….so any tips on how to force myself asleep? Without meds cause those make me feel sick when I don’t get enough sleep. 

You could just stay up all night then just sleep on the flight there. I’d assume it’s not too long of a flight but at least you’d get you some rest.

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joiesamevans‌:

You ever have one of those nights where you just need to dance on your bed in your underwear? 

That’s almost every night for me though underwear isn’t always apart of the equation.

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thedakotaswanson‌:

Like… a week?

Oh damn, so this is a fresh one. You enjoying the honeymoon phase so far?

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thatmadsm‌:

It would’ve been 50/50 right? Either be nice or a bitch, and I bet I’d be unlucky and have the bitch one…

I guess it all depends on whether or not you’re a bitch. Because if you are then she probably would’ve been the nice one.

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poseyxharper‌:

My apologies! Though grade school is a pretty great time. Awh, that’s too bad, but what is your major now? It’s something you’re passionate about, I hope. Oh, that is very kind of you to say! I love literacy the most, so ideally… I’d prefer that over math or anything else. 

No apologies necessary, babe. Despite the occasional bullying, it was the best time of my life. It’s physics and I am very passionate about it. I’d take science over having to write papers any day. Hey, it’s only the truth. What grade do you wanna teach?

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joiesamevans‌:

Parents are having a rough year and my scholarship only covers basics, so I figured I get some extra cash. Send some back home if I can. 

Well, that’s sweet of you. If you ever need anyone to come make it rain on you in tips I’m just a call away. I also get very generous when I’m drunk so there’s that.

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benjiclarington‌:

Next month! Wanna be my assistant and make sure I don’t catch myself or the grass on fire?

I’d gladly take up that position. Do we also get to practice with fire because this sounds like it’s gonna be fun?

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nikkolai-prescott‌:

I booked the Beiste Rooftop out tonight and I’m going to do some yoga under the stars in the hopes of de-stressing a bit if anyone would like to join.

There will also be tea… I’d love the company…

I was gonna suggest throwing some incense into the mix but idk how helpful those would be on a rooftop, so I’ll just be sending you good vibes.

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ms-spencer-abrams‌:

My mom sent me a makeup kit in the mail… So passive aggressive.

Send it back and tell her it’s not your color, or give it to someone and just send her a pic with a filter on it.

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benjiclarington‌:

Does anyone wanna be my assistance for the next Circus Performers’ Club showcase?

You can’t be afraid of fire!!

Sign me up. When’s this happening?

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schuylerpillsburyschuester‌:

Alright, remind me how many fuckin’ people witnessed the goddamn fiasco that was the carnival? Somethin’ close to ten, right? Not includin’ vendors?

And if that’s somehow not enough, is there anyone here who thinks I couldn’t last in prison?

I’m not sure what fiasco you’re talking about, but you definitely look like you could last in prison. You could probably even have a bitch after your first couple of days there. You plan on getting locked up soon?

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franniexfabs‌:

When I was walking out of the apartment building this morning, I heard a girl say, “ I’m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want.” I almost started clapping. That is the best way to look at cupcakes I had ever heard. 

She sounds like me when I convince myself that wine is just grape juice, so drinking half a bottle isn’t a big deal. You should’ve given her a little round of applause just to let her know that she was doing a great job at this adulting thing.

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thatmadsm‌:

Is it weird for me to sometimes wish that I had a sister as well? Although, then again, she might’ve been a bitch, so maybe I’m lucky? I don’t know…. it’s just what I think about sometimes, my mind wanders off….

Not at all, especially when all you have is brothers. What makes you think she would’ve been a bitch though?