Potatoes Are Usually Brown.

Eat a bag of dicks, you whore. c:

[sometimes-alice-deactivated2018]

[chicken-fingers]

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

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it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

[eageralto-blog]

so underrated

[marci1900]

[montypythonandtheholyblog]

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

❤

[dunhamsanddreamscapes]

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today on satan makes a blog post

[fulana1]

[2002hondacivicwithac]

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

[frankynstein]

this made my hair stand on end, it’s brilliant.

[blunder]

do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.

[s-ensitivus]

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

My tumblr is not a direct correlation to how I carry myself in the normal world da fuck

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.

Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :

• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy • reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him • dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor • had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house • accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head

What we haven’t done in the shower: • sex

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

The only reason why I’m mad that this has notes is my boyfriend found out about this and we started arguing about the Harry Potter thing again.

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

*passionate yelling* Me: THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING, AUSTIN. boyfriend: THE SORTING HAT IS NEVER WRONG

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You probably deserve someone better but I swear no one wants to wake up to your face as much as I do.

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[chillin-likeavillainnn]

[benthemotherhen]

[chillin-likeavillainnn]

[voicestellmeishouldcarryon]

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i wonder if my first follower still follows me

[ozeia]