Maastrictian

[pureheroines-moved-deactivated2]

we were wild and fluorescent,                      come home to my heart

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[rwoh]

Concept: there’s so much pushback against Zuko marrying someone from the Water Tribe (something about foreign interests idk) that he turns around and says “ok I’ll find someone else”

He turns up the next day, and introduces his new suitor. “This is Wang Fire, respected veteran and citizen of the fire nation.”

He produces all of the legal documents proving that Wang Fire is a citizen, and the council wants to argue that it’s just Sokka in red with a beard, but they can’t because whenever he shows up in blue, Zuko refers to him as “Ambassador Sokka.”

[firelord-boomerang]

Maybe they take it a step further (and drive everyone a bit more crazy) Sokka says in a scandalous voice “How could I be married to Zuko when I’m already married to Lee from the Earth Kingdom? You know Lee? Everyone knows Lee with the Good Tea from the Teashop.” When he shows proof, it’s just a picture of Zuko wearing green holding a teapot.

And everyone just seethes.

[marydaydream]

I love new designs so much

[suicunesrider]

Old designs: the same woman wearing different makeup/hair/clothing

New designs: GOOD CHARACTER ARTISTRY 101

[kateordie]

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[frankarnstein]

Happy 15th Isengard-iversary

[hils79]

I refuse to accept that this is 15 years old it’s only 5.

[maastrictian]

I was there Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago...

[taliasburns]

But you found it again. And you did it by yourself.

[morphmaker]

The alethiometer, but with emojis.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wintersoldierfell]

one if by land, two if by Zoom

[catchymemes]

[shift-shaping]

Local mage runs out of mana and just starts hitting shit with her staff

[catasters]

[decalexas]

I hope whoever wrote this got a bonus

[henryscavills]

You are Carol Danvers. You were the woman on that black box risking her life to do the right thing. My best friend. Who supported me as a mother and a pilot when no one else did. You were smart, and funny, and a huge pain in the ass. And you were the most powerful person I knew, way before you could shoot fire through your fists. —Captain Marvel (2019)

[effervescentbi]

sam wilson is a gift