The monster and the scientist

Franky. They/them. Twentysomething queer desi cryptid. Illnesses are chronic but the reblogs are iconic. Scientist. Smol. Vampire fangboy. Curator of @deepshitpostsnine

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[katebeckets]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [505/?] ⤷ 4.01 — “Herrenvolk”

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[dovesndecay]

we don't actually need gender markers on our licenses and whatnot. we could just. do away with those entirely. i do not believe this would lead disaster.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[frankynstein]

Am I really the only one that enjoyed this finale

[gonsplode]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine

I will be scared but I will appreciate it

[emjoy398]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[vanguard]

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

[vanguard]

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

[probuccalfat]

when you think about it too long it’s actually bonkers that people travelled months on the sea to unknown places like sat in that vast cold unending darkness of the sea, the absolute dead of night. nothing as far as the eye can see but an unending inky black ocean. i can’t imagine it. shit is actually terrifying

[probuccalfat]

the human urge for migration is nuts. i would have stayed my ass in asia

[icecream467]

Think of all the pretty stars they saw though

[probuccalfat]

we have stars at home

[mercurialstephie]

Y’all LET THEM COOK!

Season 4 which will be QOTD was ALWAYS going to be the full Devils Minion story. Because THATS WHEN IT HAPPENED IN THE BOOKS!! THIS IS JUST THE DAMN START! You see it this season and then we’ll probably get SEVERAL episodes about how it all happened!!!! Both past and present! LET THE TALE SEDUCE YOU! This isn’t instant gratification like Heated Rivalry!

[todays-xkcd]

Remember, your answers to the physics census are confidential; we will not be issuing Pauli exclusion principle citations.

Particle Census [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Megan is standing behind a lectern, addressing an unseen audience.] Megan: Remember, Tuesday is the decennial particle census. Megan: Physicists will be recording the location of all particles in the universe.

[Zoom out to show Megan is on a podium behind the lectern. She holds one hand, palm up, out towards the still unseen audience] Megan: Of course, this will cause their momenta to become indeterminite, so please plan for some disruption.

[The same scene with Megan's hands held down. A voice comes from off-panel at the left through a star burst at the edge of the panel.] Audience member [off-panel]: Wait, disruption? Where will my particles go? Megan: No one can say, but you'll know exactly where they were.

[marxistlesbianist]

There is simply no outfit you can wear, no clothing/makeup/hairstyle/etc. choice you can make that will overthrow the patriarchy