Tao: *covering his ears* whAT IS THAT
*more high pitched screaming*
Tao: Someone call the doctor, my ears are bleeding
Sehun: Oh my god, is Baekhyun practicing his El Dorado high note again
Baekhyun: HEY YOU NOODLE BOY, I'M RIGHT HERE
Baekhyun: I'll punch you in the face one day, I swear
Baekhyun: And no, it wasn't me... *mumbling* this time
Xiumin: *running into the room* What was that scream?! I thought someone was being murdered here!
Baekhyun: Sehun-ah just said that sounded like me...
Baekhyun: So... do you mean that my high notes sound like someone being stabbed 48 times in the chest?
Xiumin: ... W-what? N-no, of course not...
Baekhyun: *intense stare*
Chanyeol: Why are you half naked though, hyung?
Xiumin: I was taking a shower when I heard the screaming and I had to check it o-
Luhan: *walking into the room*
Luhan: *whispering* dear lord
Chen: Lu-ge, I think you dropped something
Luhan: Hnnnnnnnnnnnnn- *hyperventilating*
Luhan: Well, YOU CAN'T BLAME ME
Luhan: that's not just abs, that's ART
Xiumin: I'm standing RIGHT HERE, guys
Luhan: You know I'm only emotional when it comes to your abs, Minnie~
Baekhyun: YEAH right. Or football~
Lay: HEYYYY! First of all, HOW DARE YOU
Lay: and also DON'T DRAG MY MOTHER INTO THIS
Suho: *walking into the room*
Suho: Someone please remind me to have Yixing drug tested
Suho: You make it sound like I have a choice
Suho: Oh and... that was- that was me screaming.
Chen: That was a beautiful scream, hyung. You should get an Oscar.
Kyungsoo: I wish Baekhyun would scream like this so I could record it. That would make a perfect lullaby.
Baekhyun: I love you too, Kyungsoo.
Sehun: Why were you screaming though, hyung?
Suho: I don't wanna talk about it, it's... it's too painful
Tao: Is that about Kris again
Suho: HE LOOKS LIKE AN EGG NOW
Suho: OH MY GOD WHY IS HE DOING THIS TO ME
Sehun: He's pulling a Miley Cyrus now
Tao: You know... He left SM and he's all grown up now. He can change his hair every 2 days and kiss girls
Sehun: At least he's not twerking
Suho: I think I need a drink
Lay: If you're gonna drink, you need to eat first~
Chanyeol: Kyungsoo-yah, what about you make us dinner?
Kyungsoo: Could I make you a dinner? Yes.
Chanyeol: But I'm starving!
Kyungsoo: That's even better
Kai: Hmmm... I would actually love some chicken.
Kyungsoo: We're having chicken for dinner.
Chen: Why doesn't this surprise me
Kai: It doesn't take an expert to say that I'm cuter than Chanyeol
Chanyeol: You just keep hurting me, you know?