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max | they/them | queer appalachian mystic trying to figure it out | seriousposting and magic stuff on @ravenrook

[thelatestkate]

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[abyssaldyke]

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

[maidthings]

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

[leahgardner-art]

danger approaches 🚨

[viktor-sbor]

Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev

Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.

[samanthaswords]

“The cause of the duel is reputed to be an argument over arrangements for the Vienna Musical and Theatrical Exhibition.” - I like these ladies.

[breelandwalker]

Skirts: full

Swords: drawn

Titties: out

[marginaliadesign]

Just had to turn this frolicking frog into a shiny sticker! Just look at them! ✨🤩🐸

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[benihana-circumcision]

Need to move to L.A. so i can get vivisected by a bitch w a bookstore mullet for fun and profit

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Philly to get a full soldering iron branding backpiece from a chris-fleming-built bitch running a kava bar

[benihana-circumcision]

Need to move to Maine to get abducted by a pair of 30something dykes living in a converted schoolbus [ who serve as the Platonic form that the realtree-wearing graphic designer dirtbros are trying to emulate ] to get yoked to a plough sexualstyle

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to PDX so I can ask where the nice young lady with less-than-perfect posture sourced her ketamine autoinjector before it ends up in my neck

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Brooklyn to get flogged by a dog

[benihana-circumcision]

Gotta move to Denver so a GenX neopagan woman can split my tongue semiconsensually but with more-than-agreeable-results during an impromptu mescaline ritual

[benihana-circumcision]

Need to move to Langley to tango with off-duty CIA interrogation specialists and put VivoKeys in eachothers' hands

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Pittsburgh so a motordyke disrocker can give me a self-cauterizing nasallang with a propane-torched-red-hot safety pin

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Chicago for good ol' leatherdyke sodomy. Maybe a tattoo with no gloves, malort for sterilization.

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Toronto for vigorous and non-hetero but ultimately relatively vanilla sex with someone who still wears Chucks in 2k24, quote, "in the hipster way,"

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Minneapolis in order to be goaded into engaging with a concept I don't fully grasp but which is referred to as "Fargoplay" ?

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Atlanta to have a cunty english major with utilitarian tastes rest the muzzle of a CZ P10C on my lower incisors [again, sexualstyle,]

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Connecticut to have something genuinely unethical and slightly traumatic but nevertheless incredibly arousing happen at the hands of a bisexual third-generation Yale grad student and end up walking away with a worrying amount of hushmoney. Also to give roadhead on the Merritt parkway.

[benihana-circumcision]

Moving to Tallahassee to chainsmoke blacknmilds before a complimentary waterboarding and industrial piercing from a local Realtree wearer.

Moving down to Miami to get cosmetic work done by someone slightly too beautiful to still be fully human in exchange for sexual favors and a favorable Yelp review.

[fleshengine]

Moving to Seattle to be bound by my wrists and watch a broad shouldered woman forge a brand before it’s planted solidly in my leg.

[benihana-circumcision]

No, you move to Seattle to be disappointed.

[benihana-circumcision]

Also, I can verify secondhand that the branding's already going on in PDX; they say it does smell like pork. They got you beat, bud.

[lichen-bones]

Citrus 🍊

[roaldamundsen]

stuffed animal contest

[akindplace]

annalaura_art

[fulda-gap-express]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

[fulda-gap-express]

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

[pekingopera]

[tending-toward-silence]

*through clenched teeth* All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well

[misguidedtreestump]

Trying out screenprinting

[sunsbleeding]

[darkmoonstruck]

@elodieunderglass Massive continuity of...goslings?

[elodieunderglass]

HOW MANY??

[supposedlysecretlysapphic]

@todaysbird

[todaysbird]

Girl…those are not all your children. You need to stop taking those things.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Goslings Georg

[blackirishweab]

@elodieunderglass 26 from what I could tell

[elodieunderglass]

I’m very impressed by your counting, well done!