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whitepeopletwitter

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken

rosslynpaladin

We Stan this San Diego Man

sugawara--san

this

dooflizard

C o m e d yy

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

Some recent gems:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

And of course there’s

theseaissilent

disease-danger-darkness-silence

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish)

I gotchu, bro:

trilllizardstrikesback

abysmallylost23

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

assassinregrets

parlezvousladybug

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

kormantic

alamuts-lair-of-madness

ozempicofficial

elliebartlets

i don’t know what’s better scully’s facial expressions or mulder walking out the door

catchymemes

boomer-mythology-destroyer

beaft

google help me

beaft

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

beaft

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

beaft

this too is a kingism

beaft

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

beaft

i'm starting a collection

mikkeneko

ralfmaximus

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

animentality

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

meow-moment

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

yodaprod

1993

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

rninor-blog

“bend over” “bend what? over”

striderofthen0rth

I hate this place

o-kurwa

reginaldqueribundus

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

lttrsfrmlnrrgby

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

yeepof

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences