Harry Potter Ships And All Things Harry Potter

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[incorrectwolfstarquotes]

Remus: Why is there an empty bottle of glitter in the bathroom?

Sirius, on floor: I didn’t realize how much glitter substitutes self esteem.

[iamminniemcgonagall-blog]

ATTENTION (please don’t scroll, love you)

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[thegreylady]

“you are more powerful than you know and they fear the day you discover it.”

[tomriidle]

“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please.”  (click for higher res)

[meraudurs]

She had a way of seeing the beauty in others even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn’t see it in themselves.

[meraudurs]

We’re in this together!

[fanonical]

tbh no burn can ever be sicker than mcgonagall telling ron and harry she’ll turn one of them into a watch so at least the other one will be on time

[book-tease]

halsey’s speech at the women’s march 😭💖

this was so emotional and heartbreaking and i absolutely love her 💖

[aboutreciprocation]

…holy shit

[delotha]

I’m going to guess either Slytherin or Ravenclaw

[filthyprotozoan]

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

[filthyprotozoan]

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

[ktae-deactivated20160803]

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

[siriusisntdead-deactivated20241]

harry potter + subtitles, insp. 

[susiephone]

according to JKR, lockhart was born in 1964, which would make him 28 at the time of “chamber of secrets”

do you realize what this means

most of lockhart’s coworkers, who all hated him so much, may have had to teach him at one point.

snape would’ve been in school with him, albeit a few years ahead.

imagine teaching/going to school this raging narcissistic dumbass, and then he graduates and from then on, no matter how bad life gets, you think, “at least i’ll never have to deal with gilderoy fucking lockhart ever again”

and then

he gets famous

he’s hailed as a hero

your students and your mum all have crushes on him

and then

he gets hired at your place of work

tl;dr: lockhart is lucky no one in the staffroom stabbed him by midterm season

[jokekeery]

magical papers - Transfiguration Today

[ketterdam-archive-deactivated20]

I’m Ron by the way. Ron Weasley I’m Harry. Harry Potter.

[iamminniemcgonagall-blog]

Sirius: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.

Remus: You were yelling at me about how we don’t deserve ducklings.

Sirius: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a duckling, Moony? They are soft, fluffy and pure.

Remus: ...are you crying?

Sirius: They are entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.

[iamminniemcgonagall-blog]

harry potter, awake in bed aged 32: so what the fuck even is the function of a rubber duck

[elektranatchios]

The silver doe was nothing, nothing compared with Ron’s reappearance, he could not believe it. Shuddering with cold, he caught up the pile of clothes still lying at the water’s edge and began to pull them on. As he dragged sweater after sweater over his head, Harry stared at Ron, half expecting him to have disappeared every time he lost sight of him, and yet he had to be real: he had just dived into the pool, he had saved Harry’s life.