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Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
Fai_Ryy
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Kaledo Art
oozey mess
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Kiana Khansmith
Andulka
Xuebing Du
Product Placement
Janaina Medeiros
izzy's playlists!
@theartofmadeline
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ellievsbear
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I’m at a museum right now and I’m really bored so I was taking a selfie and this rly hot guard said “please do not take pictures of the artwork” and I apologized and explained I was only taking a selfie and he goes “I know” and winked
That motha fucka smoooooooooooth
Cartoonist Josh Hara Draws on His Coffee Cup(s) Every Morning [more] Previously: How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand
AHEM. We made a few film announcements today! Get all the details here.
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back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
I fucking love history.
J. Bone redesigns Superman so that he can best use his solar-based powers.
also spider-man’s skin sticks to walls, right? he should get on this too
Life’s too short for a lot of things.
Misha fucking Collins
BEST PICK UP LINE EVER
excuse me
I
beg
to
differ
I can explain.
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
#who had the time to style your stupid fucking hair while you were asleep [via]
#the answer is coulson #probably while crying and singing ‘amazing grace’ (x)
Muggleborns at Hogwarts (1/?)
I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap
We go forward.
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A NEW Doctor Who teaser has arrived!
The new season of Doctor Who comes to BBC America Saturday, August 23rd at 8/7c with feature-length episode ‘Deep Breath,’ starring Peter Capaldi as the Twelfth Doctor and Jenna Coleman as Clara Oswald.
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Those outside of the US can watch the new teaser here!
Was that Davros I heard? Oh my.
In case you’re wondering about the UFO, today is World UFO Day. However, what you may not have known is that today is also I Forgot Day. Theres a very good reason for that.
Are you sure? That’s a LOT of might.
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
