I am not a tree-hugger

The last bastion against iron-rich mineral deposits and non-conifer wilderness

[iamnotatreehugger]

I have decided to make the perfect geography map just so people can understand that this is how they should see the world. I didn't color in the Caspian basin because i hate the caspian basin so much i didn't even want to think about it. Obviously california will be controversial but as long as the northernmost parts of it decide to secede into british columbia (oregon and washington can stay in the us as a peace offering) (not that it wouldn't be fucking warranted) (all that civil war just to let second florida leave)

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[iamnotatreehugger]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT PLATYPI ARE NOT GOOD UPSTANDING NORTH AMERICAN FAUNA

this is A FUCKING DISGRACE

I LIKED PERRY

[iamnotatreehugger]

[iamnotatreehugger]

gods work

it's hard but someone has to rally against the iron deposits of australia'

but sometimes I do wonder

should I be more peaceful? Should I focus on how beautiful the PNW is, how nice conifer wilderness, maybe even non-PNW confier wilderness, is?

EDIT: no, NO

NON NATIVE

WHAT WAS I THINKING

[iamnotatreehugger]

so there's this town right

and this town

it's

a different shade of green

it's DIFFERENT

look:

ITS CYAN

FOR SOME REASON

it's not related to the hazeltons!

It doesn;t carry over to Prince Rupert, even the Haida Gwaii isn't that BLUE???

NO OTHER PLACE IS THAT BLUE

i have decided it

is magic/.

[iamnotatreehugger]

look at how the valley cuts through the holy land like a gash to hell itself

loking at this makes me so fucking mad

and look at the sedimentation in the bay area

GOD

[gremlininho]

a little birdie told me

[evergreendrip]

[iamnotatreehugger]

those Western Redcedar pinecones covering the underbrush are so iconic

[unexplained-occurrences]

Strong contender for greatest ghost of all time

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what ok

[iamnotatreehugger]

wonderful

[nature-travel-photography]

Watersprite Lake , BC, Canada - Author: LazyLuminouss

[iamnotatreehugger]

terrible again

just realized that #treebark is a hashtag for a ship name, and not about tree's bark, I will still follow it though because clearly these two are in love.

[iamnotatreehugger]

terrible!

we just got a eucalyptus and pine candle! It's terrible, eucalyptus may have a distinctive scent, but that is because of the rusted metal which has stuck to its disgusting leaves. Why do you think the koala bears cannot eat off of anything but it's branch? it is because they are addicted.

I just can't think as to why you would mix pine with that, it is not too bad, but it is also bad. Personally I think they should have used westernredcedar, which is a fantastically smelling tree which has needles which, when broken apart, smell very sweet. (sweet)