Living the life.

Everything you can imagine is real.

[kamwashere]

kidnapper on the phone: we have your son

amy: i don’t have a son

kidnapper: then who just asked us for a cotton candy burrito and orange soda

amy: oh God, you have my husband-

[tvsedit]

brooklyn nine nine

like or reblog

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[cursedcatimages]

[prettysimpletattoos]

by Phoebe Hunter

[30minutememes]

[menpale]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[juelzsantanabandana]

Just fucking shoot the fire

[paprika]

[ink-pedia]

Second part of the tattoo styles guide. Check out the first part here. 

• CATEGORIES Etching: /tagged/etching  Trash Polka: /tagged/splatter  Cross-stitch: /tagged/sew  Halftone: /tagged/dots  Pixel: /tagged/pixel  Sketch: /tagged/splatter  Lace: /tagged/lace  Negative space: tagged/blackw / tagged/dots  Minimalist: tagged/line / tagged/outline  Neo Tribal: tagged/blackw / tagged/line

• SOURCES  http://blog.tattoodo.com http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/trash-polka-tattoos  http://thetotobox.com/blog/geometric-shapes-and-patterns-in-neo-tribal-tattoos

*please do not delete the captions, thank you! I hope you guys like it and if you think I left some style out let me know. 

[ht-11-deactivated20210320]

What’s wrong with texting first and replying to a text immediately? what’s wrong with calling and telling them you miss them? What’s wrong with showing you care? Take down your pride a notch and be genuine with your feelings.

[moretz-c]

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[multidark]

[katsux]

[dendingo-deactivated20200629]

If someone could love me for me no matter what I too would make that face

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 99% people find you unattractive then 75,000,000 on Earth people still find you attractive

[decadenthumor]

[apologeticallyfat]

Lol same

[haunted-camaro]

…