[absolutelyzoned]

THEY C,ALL ME 007 0 WORK ETHIC 0 APPLICATIONS SUBMITTED 7 HOURS ADAY SPENT JACKING OFF

[factbot]

scallion is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

[pukemagnet]

[iamscaredofdoves]

nurse is leaving late August. guy doing violent things to himself gif. Ok ok

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[wosp-reactivated]

Your 'epic chungus' has been shot 13 times, you didn't pick up its corpse fast enough so you've been fined for littering.

[iamscaredofdoves]

how long do you have to sit in vomit for it to burn you really bad

[iamscaredofdoves]

no if i had sex i would vomit all over myself and the acid of my stomach contents would burn through my skin until theres a hole in my torso

[feldfrog]

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

[evilvillain123456789]

oh. I didnt realize "anti psych" meant, like, deconstructing the social hegemony of psychiatry. I said I was anti psyche because I believe in systematically destroying the soul

[monster2001]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[thalassata]

[chocolatecoffeeandbooks]

I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.

[flowerbleedme]

I'm fatally wounded... And it's yours

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr