worlds largest gnome

short butch with a big pointy red hat. i talk about feminism and fandom bullshit and whatever else crosses on my mind on here. online diary of some sort do not expect comprehension

[sasukeless]

happy pride month and shout out to “there’s nothing wrong with homos, guys”

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

childhood friends to complete strangers

[marcosllorente]

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[yamada-ryo]

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

[ouroborosorder]

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

[yamada-ryo]

Oops.

[ouroborosorder]

⠀

[romanceyourdemons]

in the comments he revealed that he replaced all his overheads with color changing smart bulbs too. and that he owns one (1) lamp. unclear if it changes colors or not

[papayajuan2019]

love this pic of this lil guy. he looks like he hasn't had a good night's sleep his whole life. all 12 days

[liquidstar]

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

[liquidstar]

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

[theehorsepusssy]

peach piss and fart cakes

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[zd27]

every time i interact with my mutuals who are friends i feel like this image

[theehorsepusssy]

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

Ugh my Clinoris is about to—

[fluffyplushiesworld]

[fipindustries]

you ever tried to help a teenager study for something or help with homework, and you try to explain the concepts to them and you can tell they are not paying attention but they are still nodding along and saying "yeah yeah, i get it" and you ask them to repeat what you just explained and they stop and try to do a half hearted effort to regurgate the one or two words they remember but eventually they have to admit that no they dont remember anything and they werent paying attention. and you are like "why did you tell me you understood when you didnt then?" like you can tell their priority here is not to learn but to get your aproval. they just want you out of their hair. you were explaining it and they were not getting it and they didnt stop you, they wanted you to believe they understood so you would leave them alone.

i understand this. i sympathize with this. when you are a teenager school can feel and in fact can be a waste of time where you are cramming useless information to please the education system and it has no bearing on your life, your interests or your priorities as a teen.

what ive seen in my job is that a lot of actual adults have this exact same attitude when their doctor is explaining to them their medical conditions and their treatment

[theehorsepusssy]

[quasi-normalcy]

I'm starting a compilation post.