worlds largest gnome

short butch with a big pointy red hat. i talk about feminism and fandom bullshit and whatever else crosses on my mind on here. online diary of some sort do not expect comprehension

[parosphromenus]

[anchovy]

There’s so many strays here wtf

[stupidestasshole]

i ❤️ my german sheppered

[maelwife]

Warhol wanted to photograph me too but I told him no

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[blogfeind]

[nyanletnest]

x

[bugsodas]

[amalgamcorps]

first painting under new computer circumstances

[gnomebutch]

overheating laptops smell sooo fucking good I need a cologne that replicates it

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[pouletpourri]

haha what if we were both ferrets...and we were both assassins...and we had a complex relationship with one another...and we were both girls

[biblical-figures]

[gastropods]

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

[commander-ledi]

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

[yugirimistwalker]

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

[no-rx]

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

[stimcourseisanevilbastard]

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

[bipeoplearentyourpawns]

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

[honeyciub]

I love dressing them up like dolls, they are so silly.

[nonpsychotic]

I love seeing content like this and that they have hundreds of thousands of likes. it warms my heart. its been too long

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.