🌌✮New Age Floozy✮🌌

✮ legally an alien ✮ ☆ she/her ☆ lesbian ☆ 23 ☆ ✮ melissa scully's no. 1 fan ✮ 🌌not my main account :( 🌌

[iamthealientheywarnedyouabout]

my wife divorced me because i wouldn’t stop talking about melissa scully

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they put me on five psychiatric meds and put me in the psych ward twice and i still think melissa scully whispers to me. cant fight the crystals.

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CSM would be on the Epstein list.

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Melissa Scully did Not get out of the psych ward today. She gets out tomorrow now.

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Melissa Scully gets out of the psych ward tomorrow.

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Melissa Scully says behave in the psych ward or they’ll keep you longer. She also reminds you to take your antidepressants, mood stabilizers, antipsychotics and meds for your panic attacks and sleep problems.

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Lexapro, lamactyl and abilify cocktail yet I still landed myself in a crisis unit. Getting divorced now too apparently. Not even Melissa Scully can reiki this pain away.

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*rattles pill bottle* melissa scully says take your lexapro

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sadly going to likely have to change this post. i mentioned melissa scully in my psych appointment alongside a couple other questionable interests and now they’re changing my prescription from lexapro to ‘a combination of medications including a mood stabilizer’ ??? like shit sorry for being honest lmaooo

[iamthealientheywarnedyouabout]

Gillian Anderson’s thumb ring is back in business there ain’t no way she’s not under it’s influence rn

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they shot melissa scully because she'd be 2025's most powerful etsy witch

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I'm not familiar with the x files but this post is suddenly very funny

[iamthealientheywarnedyouabout]

my twitter bio reads ‘an oracle of sorts’ for a reason. i made this sketch/collage thing a few weeks before the great value radioactive walmart shrimp incident occurred.

my wife is trying to tell me it’s just psychosis, but the signs are all there.

[justexactlywhatareyouimplying]

The X-Files: Fight The Future (1998) | Bloopers

GA: And here I am in the middle of nowhere, chasing tandem...f*ck me. DD: Tandem f*ck me? We're not chasing tandem f*ck me.

[iamthealientheywarnedyouabout]

*rattles pill bottle* melissa scully says take your lexapro

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they fucking medicated me.

[youmisguidedmartyr]

Will never not laugh at Mulder handing over that drawn picture of the jersey devil to the police detective who already hated him as hard evidence. Baby...

[mulderrrrrrr]

aliens? no

HELLO IM BACK!!!! and i bring new fanart!!!!

[tombstontales]

I love my amazing woman! The first seasons will never let me go...

[fullmoonfancyfun]

The entire x-files creative team: Continuity? Never heard of her. Show bible? No. Is Mulder a psychologist? Maybe. Did Mulder and Scully meet in 1992 or 1993? Who knows!

Also the entire x-files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.