Potatoes Gonna Potate

[iamthecouchpotato]

Its a sea horse, but for all of the wrong reasons.

[iamthecouchpotato]

In case my barbies underpants need some ironing

[iamthecouchpotato]

Oh snap

[iamthecouchpotato]

So now i know for sure chickens cant fly

[iamthecouchpotato]

So i was gifted with this magnificent soap. I think this person likes me and put a lot of thought in this gift. I feel the love

[iamthecouchpotato]

Who here dosen't like to have fun with their foot wifi

[iamthecouchpotato]

Adulting 101

So today i had to use an egg for cooking.

I took one from the fridge and went straight to the trash can. I cracked the egg open, throw the liquid in, also the shell, and went back to the kitchen counter empty handed. I stood there for a solid 5 mins trying to remember where is the egg i just had in my hand.

[iamthecouchpotato]

Study thoughts

I wanna go bowling right frickin' now

[iamthecouchpotato]

When its 1 day before the exam and you've done nothing but being a complete potato

[iamthecouchpotato]

So flying goats are fucking real and i got the proof

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[gorgonsach]

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[catoverlord]

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[braetsch]

[nickfuckface]

WHAT FHR FUCK HAPPENRD TO THIS POST

[iamthecouchpotato]

Send me this and i'll marry you #a_viking's_valentine #blood_eagle

[iamthecouchpotato]

Med school got me like #medschool #classes #study #killme

[iamthecouchpotato]

Me before an exan, and me right after.