cover your eyes, everyone is all the same

23 he/him

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[vague-space]

Getting a little HomoErotic (2008)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[iamthemovie]

tried to make a post about how annoyed i was that yesterday’s nyt connections game tricked me into thinking a category was 2000s garage rock bands but it appears it got lost in the tumblr void

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[fandom-man]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Doesn't seem it's working! Undeterred geese!🎵

[sleepydreameroncloud9]

Law and Order SVU: Season 5, Episode 8: Abomination

[iamthemovie]

u guys remember when we used to have rafael barba on svu

[miamaimania]

“Tours Aillaud Portholes ~ Paris (2023) ⊚ Where round windows slice sky from steel”

[redrosesinblue]

1957

[iamthemovie]

thinking about the list of band members on the wikipedia page for the rentals again

this band is currently a guy from the original lineup of weezer, a guy from the yeah yeah yeahs, and a guy from the killers. someone who used to be in this band is now a republican in the Iowa House of Representatives. maya rudolph used to play the keyboards in this band .

[iamthemovie]

guess who has bronchitis again !

[mlarayoukai]

fucked up cat thing from the pacman cartoon

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble