Go Suck A Dick Jax

jk, you're pretty great Awkwardly Surviving Life & I Dare You To Try And Kill Me The Homophobic Zodiac

[meanplastic]

[aoeonaa]

I’m linda

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable 

[thatsthat24]

Losing Carrie Fisher is just… I am so devastated. I am also so incredibly grateful for everything she was for this world. May the force be with her.

[skygenders]

I can’t believe Carrier Fisher died drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. 

[zerrie]

2013 vma will always be the best vma

[citrouilles-deactivated20230317]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!

[iamaslitherin]

I’m actually just reblogging this because of daft Punk!

[snubbingapollo]

So, your queer history lesson for the day:

Everyone’s heard that pirate’s call each other “matey”. What you probably haven’t heard is that the word matey comes from “matelote”.

In the Caribbean this word was used between buccaneers to signify a life partner. Matelotes could inherit from each other, shared space, fought together, could speak for each other when one was incapacitated or absent, and more often than not the relationship was romantic and sexual.

That’s right folks. Pirates had a term for their gay life partners.

In light of this, I present to you a new alternative for significant other and partner. Bring back matelote.

(You can learn more about the practice of matelotage in: The Origins and Role of Same-Sex Relations in Human Societies by James Niell)

[benziiiin]

Arrr! Matelotage was such a great idea!

In an age when the English Navy ran on “rum, sodomy and the lash,” (as noted in many writings of the time), homosexual relationships were punishable by death.

The result here was that in the English Navy, relationships went underground. Very often, they became forced, often between a superior and a subordinate. When English crews went on the account, becoming pirates, they looked for a way to legitimize relationships of honest affection. Matelotage [French; meaning ‘seamanship’] , now used as an English word, became a term for a legal marriage between two men. […] In pirate society (and only pirate society) two men could “marry.” They would exchange gold rings, and pledge eternal union. After this, they were expected to share everything.  Plunder and living spaces were obvious, but couples in matelotage were also known to share other property, and even women. If one of the partners was killed in action, pirate captains were careful to make sure that the surviving member received both shares of plunder, as well as any appropriate death benefits. Simply put, homosexual relationships had been kept under wraps by people in fear for their lives because of draconian laws. Among sailors who had practiced this form of release themselves, it lost its sense of being alien, and so became accepted and legitimized as soon as they (by turning pirate) gained the right to make their own laws. {X}

[snubbingapollo]

Another excellent addition!

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

What if we learned all these things growing up? What if experts on different aspects of history wrote a history book together. What if the editor ensured that POC, women LGBTQA and other minorities’ histories weren’t erased. I am all for specialization. I follow blogs that show me history and the modern world from different perspectives. Because my sixteen years of education are incomplete. Woefully incomplete.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Not to derail but Uncharted 4’s Henry Avery and Thomas Tew were DEFINITELY married.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

this is the only way I want to be legally married to someone

[theinturnetexplorer]

The Beast!

[vaporwavevocap]

I’d like this vehicle.

[this-is-tall-privilege]

This would be one hell of a joyride…

[thirteenfunbreaker]

A five inch thick windshield?

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

“You ever wanted to just… Drive through a wall?”

“N… No Mr. President.”

“… But we could…”

[thedaydreamdweller]

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands…

[iamthenewestd0ctor]

me: *watches tv show*

tv show:[character is about to do something embarrassing]

me: *hides face*

tv show:[character does the thing]

me: *pauses the show, gets up, starts cleaning the room, does the dishes, finishes homework, goes for a walk, pets a dog, updates blog, reads a book, calls mum, takes a shower and tries to forget what just happened*

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[your-ashley378-blog]

How do you make money online?

I’ve been making a lot of money using an online survey website. I’ve been doing it for a few months now and make $70 per day from doing their online surveys. 

You can sign up for the site by using this link (HERE) and you get a bonus just for signing up. I’ve been paid about 10 times so I know it’s not a scam. It’s easy and quick to sign up and it’s worth giving it a try.

Sign up (HERE)

Don’t forget to confirm your email address after you sign up for else the surveys won’t show up.

You’ll be able to complete the surveys and redeem your points for paypal cash, a check, or giftcards. Good luck and have fun! I wish someone told me about this sooner :)

[cloudsandnights]

I use this! It’s how I’m able to afford to buy nice clothes, shoes, and makeup.

[staff]

Over the weekend, Orlando saw a terrible act of violence that left many of us feeling helpless, furious, scared, numb—and resolved to take action. If you want to join us in fighting back against hatred and divisiveness through solidarity and compassion, here are some places you can turn to:

The #orlandounited tag, where Muslim and LGBTQ solidarity is being reaffirmed in the face of those who would tear it apart. 

Post it Forward, a safe space for you to share your feelings and experiences around all this, and to find other people who are sharing theirs. 

#WeAreOrlando, which is hosting fundraisers all across the country. There’s probably one near you. 

The Pulse Victims Fund. They’re working to raise as much as possible for these victims and their families, as well as distribute the fund as fast as possible. Judging by their success so far, compassion is currently walloping hatred.

Now’s the time for love. Stay safe and supportive, and let’s stand together through this.

[lgbtqokay]

can’t wait for tomorrow and Monday

[cheese24k]

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

[laughbro]

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

[turipuri]

This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. 

The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.

[ceasepool]

Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great

[setheverman]

Stockholm, Sweden - My home, my life, my nightly screaming due to university.

[theinturnetexplorer]

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.

[pugs]

[danbutt]

[pr1nceshawn]

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

[woodelf68]

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

[staraptor]

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations