*wii sports music*

every day i wake up

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[dogpuppy]

[bedupolker]

I know bugs, especially eusocial insects, don't have the remotest conception of human gender, I just like calling them ladies, tiny women, etc to combat how literally everyone else assumes every animal ever is male and a Good Heckin Boy or whatever

[hardwrench]

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[everydaylouie]

summer nights

[redrosesinblue]

[glitterypopcorn]

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

[unclefather]

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[balaclava-trismegistus]

ʷʰᵃᵗˢ ᵘᵖ ᶦᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʰᵃʷᵏ

ᶦ ᶦⁿᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰ ᵈᵉᶜᵏ

[ceeejus]

happy turnabout serenade week (guilty love musical sting)

[blueskittlesart]

i feel like you would appreciate this, when i was playing aa4 i was in court and klavier air-guitar’d so hard my 2DS froze. he finished his air guitaring and then just stood there posing and i was like “wow he’s putting a lot of sizzle on this one” and then the game just didn’t progress for like 2 minutes. so anyways that’s why aa4 is the best ace attorney game thank you for coming to my ted talk.

this was funnier in my head but here

[mewochy]

day 5: silly arguments 

[ahiijny]

day 4 - firsts