Here To Trigger You All!

So I was on tumblr one day and I saw this amazing thing called otherkin! It's really magical! I decided I had to be a otherkin but I saw nothing on this lovely site about what kin I might be. You see I am a trigger kin it is my job to trigger all the special snowflakes on this heavenly site. I think some of you maybe trigger kin as well. So if you are join me on our most valiant quest to do what it is in our nature to do and trigger all these special snowflakes!

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Just Trigger Kin Things #4

When you make a dead baby joke and you work in child care.

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Just Trigger Kin Things # 3

When you make a rape joke in a public place and everyone looks at you like you're the problem with the World.

[misgendered-monkey-blog]

I feel bad for robotkin who use Google.

If you identify as robotkin, androidkin, etc, having to click “I am not a robot” on Google ’ captcha system must be heartbreaking.

Don’t let a corrupt capitalist conglomerate like Google convince you your kintype isn’t valid.

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Well you see being as you think you are a robot trapped in a human body and being as a kin means you had a past life and a robot is a non-organic life form which can not die, which means you could not have had a past life, it does make your kin type invalid.

[oceanicmirrorgem]

I just realized that I’m a dragon that was born on the year of the dragon…

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Congratulations, you have reached a new level of stupid.

[shitpost-kin]

PUNT ME INTO THE MOON FOR MY SINTYPES, SENPAI

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

I think you may have had a stroke. Please see a doctor.

[anti-antikin]

Anti-kin are going to start the apocalypse

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

You’ve discovered our evil plans! Congrats! 

[thatkinfeelwhen]

tkfw u think ur an actual angel but ur not rlly religious ',://

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

That is called narcissism.

[ji-kai773-deactivated20180103]

Back in the day you’d be shunned upon and slammed into an insane asylum for trying to pass off that you’re a bird or a fox or some other fucking species. The fact that we’re now living in a time where that shit is accepted is an absolute joke.

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

The Gospel has been spoken!!!!

[relatablekinfeels]

When you have a mental shift and cheep at something instead of doing what you meant to do with it

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[iamtriggerkin-blog]

That ,my dear, means you like have a severe mental health problem. Dr. Phil can’t even help you!

[thatkinfeelwhen]

tkfw u feel astral fins and three of ur kins have fins and u go whos this belong to im

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

I’m not entirely sure this is in English

[1st-world-man-blog]

Otherkin are not fucking real

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

You are absolutely right kind sir. We only exist on Tumblr. Special snowflakes like us never melt on Tumblr.

[daisiesandbumblebees]

as a professional twig eater, i

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

You sound like you have a eating disorder.

[thatkinfeelwhen]

tkfw you're dragonkin and after having a dream of flying as your past self you wake up and try to fly off of your bed but end up falling on the ground

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Wow I’m sorry that happened but I think I know why. I could be because, well you see, you’re not a dragon and can’t fly so you just jumped off your bed and crash landed on your floor like a idiot. Congrats! I stopped doing that at like 5.

[sourprincess-deactivated2017110]

What the fuck does otherkin mean because it sounds stupid

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Truth!

[anti-antikin]

antikin are the reason why i hate myself 

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Awe you shouldn’t hate yourself because of that you should hate yourself because you’re terrible.

[sadlyironickinthings]

being fascinated by fire in this life but dying by fire in a previous one. double whammy? in said life I was a dragon. irony at its best.

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Maybe the fire should have done a better job because...well...you’re still here.

[iamtriggerkin-blog]

Just Trigger Kin Things #2

Misgendering trans people on purpose and not caring it offends them.