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Hello my children, get ready for another life update that no one asked for: I graduated college and it still doesnt feel real!!! I keep on feeling like i have to rush to get plans in before September but SIKE BITCH i can make plans all year round because im not in school anymore lol. Feels good, man. I got the full time Domestic Violence Advocate position that i applied for!!! Ive been there almost 2 months and its hard, exhausting work but our agency helps so SO many people and it feels absolutely amazing to be a part of it. Everyone who works there is amazing and fun and its mind blowing to watch them do their jobs because they are so fucking good. Its kind of intimidating but i know ill be at that point too once ive been there for as long as they have. This is my calling, my passion, and im damn good at it. Ya idk thats about it, Tom and i are doing wonderfully, im as stupidly in love as ever (bet yall are fine with not reading about it 24/7 tho lol) and we are having fun with slowly building our life together. My bestfriend is continuously growing with her music and going back to school in the fall and im SO #PROUD OF HER!!! ya idk lifes busy but good n shit.

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serial killer documentaries and chill

neglectedrainbow

someone: evan hansen is a pure character who did nothing wrong

me:

someone: evan hansen is a complex and dynamic character. his gray moral compass is what makes him such a realistic and meaningful character. his actions are not excusable at all and he made numerous large mistakes, but he is still an important and vital character, especially to those with anxiety and depression.

me:

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

kissmyafropuff

Did you mean

blairwitchh

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

thenatsdorf

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

icapturedbeauty

I’m screaming

lagonegirl

Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades.

GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this

#NickiMinaj #BlackPride

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BITCH YESSS

leggo-my-steggo

Actual angel Nicki Minaj. God she’s such a good role model!

kingshootah

Reasons I’m working on pulling my grades up

hey guys it’s been a hot second

i feel like no one really uses this website like we used to but I thought I’d give a little life update for anyone whose interested in this random weirdo from Tumblr.com:

i graduate from college in 15 days so that’s pretty cool. ive been working at a domestic violence shelter for the past year and just applied for a full time advocate position with another one the next city over and I should hear back next week!!! I really hope i get it!!!!! I got my first tattoo 2 weeks ago and it’s BEAUTIFUL. I may post a pic if I feel like it and I’m already planning my next one. also Tom and I are moving into our first official apartment together at the end of the month. It’s a cute upstairs one bedroom with a deck and hardwood floors :)) we hope to get a cat soon.

life still sucks sometimes, real bad, but it’s also good most of the time and I’ve been learning how to more properly deal with the bad times. its a process. being a “grown up” is hella weird but I’m trying to make it exciting while also trying to be smart about life choices. the balance is hard but I have a feeling I’ll get the hang of it this summer.

i hope all is well, kids.

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think of things you have to look forward to

legoswrld

put in the tags what ur looking forward to

#GRADUATING IN 15 DAYS #hearing back from a big job I applied for #moving upstairs with my bf

politicallyincorrectwalrus

i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? who knows.

racheloddment

I keep thinking about that straight girls in gay bars post and so here’s a list of things that straight people have done to me or around me in gay bars

I ask a pretty girl if she wants to dance. She looks at me with disgust and says, “I’m not gay” in the snottiest valley girl voice I’ve ever heard.

A short greasy dude will not leave me the fuck alone at the bar. I tell him multiple times “I am a lesbian.” He says, “me too” and in the same breath tells me I’ll like it if I try it. When the guy steps away to talk to his friend, three gay men surround me and buy me a drink and swear to keep him away from me for the rest of the night.

2am, drunk, cheering on my favorite local drag queen on stage. A contestant from Dr*g R*ce is in the audience, hanging out, supporting her friends. The straight girls next to me spot her and start shrieking at the top of their lungs and trying to get to her. Security escorts the contestant elsewhere so no one could get near her. Not a single straight person in the audience tips any of the performing queens.

I’m by myself on the dance floor, feeling myself to Bey, as you do. A man comes up to me and starts dancing. After a minute, he starts grinding on me and tries to kiss me. I put my hand in his face and tell him I’m a lesbian. He says something very vulgar that I don’t completely remember because I was drunk af. I tell him to fuck off and I leave the dance floor completely. I end up on the patio with a beautiful butch girl and when I tell her what just happened, she offers to beat him up for me.

A girl with a bachelorette party, telling me, with complete seriousness, that she was just discriminated against at the bar for being straight. What happened? The bartender didn’t pay attention to her immediately and she had to wait “forever” for her drink.

Related: Almost every negative review of my favorite gay bar is by a straight person. At least half of them claim that the bartenders or bouncers discriminated against them.

And then this one isn’t bad, it just made me laugh when it happened

Guy: hey can you ask the bartender for a drink for me? They usually pay more attention to girls Me: oh baby not here they don’t lol Guy: ?? Me: This is a gay bar, sweetheart Guy: I… oh… *looks at the shirtless male bartenders, the go go boys, the rainbow flags, the drag queen behind me, the glitter everywhere* *walks away in a daze*

adrunkensailor

Okay first of all, you’re heterophobic if you think straight people are the cause of all of the problems in a gay bar.

Second, just, fuck off.

reyesgabriel

“heterophobic”

adrunkensailor

Yep, heterophobic, like homophobic but against straight people.

geekandmisandry

I am not against straight people! I can’t be heterophobic and I have like bunches of straight friends. They are great, we get together and do straight people stuff like mini golf and yelling outside of abortion clinics.

I can’t be heterophobic when I have at least three straight friends and I don’t judge them! Like, as long as they aren’t being straight in front of me because no one needs to see that lol. But no, I love the straights!