Ian The Master Of Comebacks!

Ian Andrew Hecox ask your mom about that name, I'm sure she'll recoginize it. Seeing as she was screaming it last night. I'm currently 18 years old. For those of you stalkers who like to know that shit. (Obviously I'm not Mr. Hecox)

[sweetener]

this interaction made my day

[baawri]

Proud Family / Culture Shock (S03E03)

[justalittlecorruption]

I may have problems

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[314eater]

pornhub comments

[absolutecommunity]

[percychekov-deactivated20180908]

#is this what the westboro baptist church sees 

[mtv]

[zyezz]

Michael and PewDiePie Interactions x // x // x

[megoosa]

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

[smoshstuck]

（*’∀’人）♥

[fabulouschristina]

Photos I’ve never seen before

[reaperxero]

So I’ve watched this entire video and didn’t see anyone making fun of intersex people. Here are some things it made fun of.

People who self-diagnose for attention [3:02] 

People who make gigantic unfounded statements with no fact checking. [1:43.]

How shit the tumblr video player is. [2:19]

Fandoms and their insane bullshit. (Hey, let’s ship characters that don’t even really have a logical reason for being in a relationship!) [3:38]

People who upload someone else’s content instead of reblogging or making their own content. [5:47]

People who go apeshit over things not being tagged for “trigger warnings.” [7:20]

People that believe that they’re really “otherkin” or “hiveminds”.  [7:14]

The overabundance of porn (as if there aren’t a bunch of other websites that have porn readily available.) [4:35]

People who take images from Reddit, Facebook and Imgur while condemning such websites at the same time. [5:47]

People who are antagonistic and unnecessarily confrontational for small shit like saying “men and women”. [6:53]

What did this video NOT make fun of?

People with actual disabilities. (Not an ounce of ableism… just people who make up shit to excuse their poor behavior.)

Mental illness. (It makes fun of attention whoring. See 1)

People who are discovering their sexuality. (If anything it’s making fun of people who hate on those who are cisgendered.) [0:58] & [2:31]

Oppressed groups. (There was nothing making fun of “people of colour”, the disabled, or LGBT individuals. It made fun of people who treat anyone who ISN’T in an oppressed group like shit for dumbass reasons.)

If you’re saying that this video is ableist or cissexist or whatever. You’re probably just saying it because you don’t know how to argue a logical point and you want to cheaply write something off because they’re on to your bullshit. This video is exactly what satire is.

What is Satire?

sat·ire

ˈsaˌtīr/

noun

noun: satire

1.

The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

Just because one doesn’t like it, doesn’t mean it isn’t a satire.  It just means you don’t like it and it probably hurt your feelings because you’re likely one of the people that this video was making fun of. So instead of realising your issues and doing something about it. You got defensive and tried to make a big stink about it.   No, person, you don’t get your way on this one, you’re going to have to grow up.

*mic drop*

[sjwhypocrisy]

Yes, Finally. Thank you for this perfect post.

[ian-hecoxrp]

Soooo....

Can I run for prom queen too?

[crywastaken-rp]

"Wow you know all the girls here. Cataloged by country and everything." Cry said impressed. "Marzia is definitely a no-no. Australian girls sounds good though. I like the accent."

[ian-hecoxrp]

"I've gotta stay on top of my game to handle all the ladies here." he said laughing. "Kimmi is your girl then! I think she's friends with Louna, I could probably get her number for you bro." he hoped Louna wouldn't mind,and if she did he'd just give her the puppy dog eyes until it worked. "Don't knock the American girls though, some of them are pretty...wild. They definitely make up for their lack of an accent."

[joeygraceffa-rp]

I'll have a Blue Christmas // Open

[joeygraceffa-rp]

Joey blinked a few times and looked up to see Ian, who he knew through only afiliation, fame, and videos he’s watched. “Merry Christmas.” He said sweetly, blushing a little for being found sleeping and with his hair such a mess. He put Sharky a side and looked up at Ian with a sleepy smile. “Did Santa get you what you wanted?” He asked patting his lap to call the dog over. “Was she what you asked for!?”

[ian-hecoxrp]

Ian laughed, "I've yet to open my presents actually! I rushed in here to do it- actually she rushed in here. I think she's more excited than I am." he said, watching as Daisy hopped on the couch and licked Joey's face. "Oh no! My mom got her for me as an early birthday present." he said grinning. Ian sat next to the Christmas tree, "Since everyone else is too busy sleeping, do you want to open presents?"

[thejohnlockurl-blog]

A wild transparent Ian appears in your dash

[ian-hecoxrp]

I mean I guess you're okay? || IanPie

[felixpierp]

Felix glared at him and tossed his little Cry plush at him. “I DON’ WANT TO HEAR I’M BEAUTIFUL!” He yelled and sighed heavily. “I want to be fucked!” He groaned and gripped his hands in his hair. “I can’t just say that to Shane! He’s… he’s delicate.” Felix said and bit his lip, concidering it for a second, and shiking his head to forget it. “I got you to sleep with me! How did I do that?”

[ian-hecoxrp]

Ian's eyes widened, so this is what it's like to have a girlfriend on her period? All the moodiness, and none of the sex. He sighed, not wanting to leave Felix in his moment of need, "Well you could still talk to him. Tell him you want the D or something? Or buy a prostitute. Whatever works." he decided not to tell Felix that it wasn't that hard to get himself in bed. "Um. Well. You were like all nice, but it was kinda at random, so be romantic and spontaneous."